You got off easy. You should send him a thank you note.

You should use Internet boyfriend Hunters for what they are................

Stop looking for a new wife...........forcing things with get you dogknotted with another impending divorce.

Ask yourself something.........Why would a beautiful, intelligent, humorous woman, that is such a great catch 1.be single 2. need the internet to get dates?


I'll leave you with this advice.
Stick and Move. Stick and Move
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after 4 months of emails... she disses you hard... either you are an ugly fvck, or just a dude with bad luck.

either way though... you lose... sorry about it though...

I bet now, if your house catches on fire, you will even think twice about calling the fire dept.
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Interestingly enough..........the UPS guy brought a package right before I left for lunch.

Brown Uniform and all...........He looked Like Rick Moranis.
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Funny topic, but whats ironic is ricks name and how it relates to this topic

Moranis = more anus
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Hey Angel! I have a uniform!
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the uniform is only a small part of the fireman charm-- there is also the running into burning buildings to save cute puppies or babies, playing cards, having a dalmation, looking fabulous with no shirt on, being strong enough to carry me out of a burning building just in case I faint from smoke inhalation, and not looking like Jacquin Phoenix (he's not attractive).

In short, I'm not really a uniform gal- I'm more of the saving people and puppies from burning buildings lover.
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Play cards: check
Used to wear a uniform: check
Used to have a dalmation (dumbest dog ever): check
Used to look fabulous with no shirt on: check
being strong enough to carry you out of a building: check

How much ransom do you think your family could afford, angel?
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three out of the five you checked off are in the "used to" category... that just won't fly

ransom?

what does kidnapping have to do with anything?
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Strength to carry you out of a building was my tie-in. It's weak. Sorry you were subjected to it.
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I have a cocker spaniel that I'd wager is dumber than your dalmation.
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How do you measure dog dumbness? Does one of you have a dummeter?
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My bitch didn't know what to do with her puppies, so she ate them.
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No fires in your town??
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There's a fire in my pants at the moment. Are you busy?
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umh,,,,,,no
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