Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother fucker talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.
This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.
I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.
So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Fortunately, I've compiled a checklist of exactly what you can do in such a situation. Just try these one at a time in random order until one of them works. One of them will always work.
1 Pretend that you don't speak English. Whenever he speaks, shrug and speak back quickly in a made-up language.
2. Forge papers that transfer him to the Vermont office. Throw him a farewell party.
3. Every time he speaks, make noises like you're a hawk and flap your wings threateningly.
4. Call HR and tell them that he's sexually harassing you. Show them pictures of genitalia.
5. Sweep the leg.
6. Find others who feel the same way, and buy a bag of oranges.
7. Douse him in gasoline and hold up a cigarette lighter.
8. Every time he comes near you, blow a rape whistle and yell for your boss to come over.
9. Quit and move to a really cool place and re-create yourself as a great novelist featuring him as the antagonist.
10. Horse head on his desk chair with a warning that he should relocate.
I was thinking about making orgasm sounds and telling him I love to be dominated but that might get me in trouble [Reply]
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Free is free hell they even give you a ride on the golf cart if you park too far away. Not even the UFC offers those kind of deals
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Fortunately, I've compiled a checklist of exactly what you can do in such a situation. Just try these one at a time in random order until one of them works. One of them will always work.
1. Pretend that you don't speak English. Whenever he speaks, shrug and speak back quickly in a made-up language.
2. Forge papers that transfer him to the Vermont office. Throw him a farewell party.
3. Every time he speaks, make noises like you're a hawk and flap your wings threateningly.
4. Call HR and tell them that he's sexually harassing you. Show them pictures of genitalia.
5. Sweep the leg.
6. Find others who feel the same way, and buy a bag of oranges.
7. Douse him in gasoline and hold up a cigarette lighter.
8. Every time he comes near you, blow a rape whistle and yell for your boss to come over.
9. Quit and move to a really cool place and re-create yourself as a great novelist featuring him as the antagonist.
10. Horse head on his desk chair with a warning that he should relocate.
Aren't these from the Dwight K. Schrute playbook? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
My real advice is to ignore him, keep your mouth shut, work really hard....excel at your job and get promoted above and away from him.
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
My real advice is to ignore him, keep your mouth shut, work really hard....excel at your job and get promoted above and away from him.
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother ****er talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.
This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.
I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.
So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it?
Maybe you're just a snowflake. Toughen up, buttercup. [Reply]
