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MTG#10 03:08 PM 09-22-2018
...and he's only played three regular season games. Patrick Mahomes will quickly make people forget about Brady and Montana. When its all said and done in 22 years (yes he will be lighting teams up until he's 45) he will go down in history as the greatest QB of all time. He is already the best QB I've ever seen and I've been watching football since Steve Deberg.

The greatest part is we were the lucky team to draft him. Finally KC has something nice and will be the most hated team by every other fan in the league. I'm going to the Bengals game this year and I'm already working on a mixtape to give him before the game. He has my heart.
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carcosa 07:52 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by notorious:
For the record, he is going to win more than one.
Yes!
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KChiefs1 08:16 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
My wife accidentally screamed Patrick Mahomes’s name during sex last night...it wasn’t awkward until I called out his name too.


We’ve probably all done that.

Every time I rub one out, I call his name.
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FlaChief58 08:19 PM 09-22-2018
I gave up porn hub for Chiefs highlight reels
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BWillie 08:46 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
...and he's only played three regular season games. Patrick Mahomes will quickly make people forget about Brady and Montana. When its all said and done in 22 years (yes he will be lighting teams up until he's 45) he will go down in history as the greatest QB of all time. He is already the best QB I've ever seen and I've been watching football since Steve Deberg.

The greatest part is we were the lucky team to draft him. Finally KC has something nice and will be the most hated team by every other fan in the league. I'm going to the Bengals game this year and I'm already working on a mixtape to give him before the game. He has my heart.
Yeah, I mean I doubt it. I'd be willing to bet anybody a large sum of money his career will not be comparable and nobody will compared him to those two once it's said and done.

I do think he's going to be a good one, but we've only seen two games. It's still early.
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carcosa 09:06 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by BWillie:
Yeah, I mean I doubt it. I'd be willing to bet anybody a large sum of money his career will not be comparable and nobody will compared him to those two once it's said and done.

I do think he's going to be a good one, but we've only seen two games. It's still early.
Stfu
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FAX 09:56 PM 09-22-2018
Wow ... I leave for a couple of hours and the Debbies and Doubters start going all picklepuss on us?

You crepe-hanging misanthropes really need to consider reevaluating the effect your fatalism has on people who are just trying to live normal lives. Some of us would prefer not to contemplate unavoidable annihilation and mind-shattering failure, if you don't mind.

FAX
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DaFace 10:03 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by FAX:
Wow ... I leave for a couple of hours and the Debbies and Doubters start going all picklepuss on us?

You crepe-hanging misanthropes really need to consider reevaluating the effect your fatalism has on people who are just trying to live normal lives. Some of us would prefer not to contemplate unavoidable annihilation and mind-shattering failure, if you don't mind.

FAX
We're Chiefs fans, Mr. FAX. We don't know what it is to have happiness stick around for long.
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saphojunkie 10:07 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by BWillie:
Yeah, I mean I doubt it. I'd be willing to bet anybody a large sum of money his career will not be comparable and nobody will compared him to those two once it's said and done.

I do think he's going to be a good one, but we've only seen two games. It's still early.
I accidentally gave you a thumbs up. Consider this my official reversal.
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Nickhead 10:13 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by FAX:
Wow ... I leave for a couple of hours and the Debbies and Doubters start going all picklepuss on us?

You crepe-hanging misanthropes really need to consider reevaluating the effect your fatalism has on people who are just trying to live normal lives. Some of us would prefer not to contemplate unavoidable annihilation and mind-shattering failure, if you don't mind.

FAX
it will take time to wear down the conditioning we have been subjected to over a 35 year period. :-)
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Pablo 10:17 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by BWillie:
Yeah, I mean I doubt it. I'd be willing to bet anybody a large sum of money his career will not be comparable and nobody will compared him to those two once it's said and done.

I do think he's going to be a good one, but we've only seen two games. It's still early.
Do you go to pediatric cancer wards to sell timeshares for a living?
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FAX 10:18 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by DaFace:
We're Chiefs fans, Mr. FAX. We don't know what it is to have happiness stick around for long.
I know ... I know ...

But it's just a matter of perspective and attitude, Mr. DaFace.

Like that guy in the Ruby song where his legs are bent and paralyzed while she does her makeup and hair and goes into town. He doesn't want her to go into town and even has to listen to the door slam as she heads into town for the 100th time. 100 times that sick bitch has left this poor paraplegic veteran behind while she goes into town!! Think about that!!

Anyway, later on he says that if he could only reach his gun he'd put her in the ground which is exactly what he should do. But apparently, the guy has inadvertently left his gun on the top closet shelf and can't reach it. He also doesn't appear to have any friends who are willing to get his gun for him ... or shoot that whore Ruby (for that matter).

It's all a metaphor, see?

This Ruby bitch represents frustration, anger, and all kinds of pissed-off rage. Whereas the gun symbolizes the end of futility at last (as well as some seriously satisfying vengeance).

In our case, 50 years of Ruby is bad ... but we have a gun in the closet, see?. All we have to do is hand the gun to Mahomes who will shoot Ruby for us. Then we can go back to playing scrabble or whatever paraplegic dudes do when they have a dolled-up dead chick laying on their porch.

FAX
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stumppy 10:29 PM 09-22-2018
I hate Ruby.
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Chief Pagan 10:32 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by FAX:
Wow ... I leave for a couple of hours and the Debbies and Doubters start going all picklepuss on us?

You crepe-hanging misanthropes really need to consider reevaluating the effect your fatalism has on people who are just trying to live normal lives. Some of us would prefer not to contemplate unavoidable annihilation and mind-shattering failure, if you don't mind.

FAX
Another 5 TD passes and zero interceptions, against SF, and they will be back on board.

At least for a couple of days.
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Inspector 10:44 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
...and he's only played three regular season games. Patrick Mahomes will quickly make people forget about Brady and Montana. When its all said and done in 22 years (yes he will be lighting teams up until he's 45) he will go down in history as the greatest QB of all time. He is already the best QB I've ever seen and I've been watching football since Steve Deberg.

The greatest part is we were the lucky team to draft him. Finally KC has something nice and will be the most hated team by every other fan in the league. I'm going to the Bengals game this year and I'm already working on a mixtape to give him before the game. He has my heart.
I'm old and having been watching football since the Chiefs were the Texans and I agree!!!!
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beach tribe 10:52 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by notorious:
Htis, this kid is special. Don’t worry. We aren’t going to win the Super Bowl every year.


The kid is going to kick ass. The Chiefs will win, and win big. Maybe one SB, maybe none. It will be magical, so enjoy the ride.
Not cracking on Htis, he knows his sht, but he is a debbie downer when it comes to expectations.

He said Kelce would never be more than a #2 blocking TE.

Mahomes is legit. Theres no doubt in my mind. He is a great white buffalo.
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