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John Matrix 11:35 PM 01-22-2006
I'm just telling it how it is, you tell it the way you want it to be to keep your electronic delusions alive.

I love the fact that you assume that I'm a D&D nerd on here, you have 25 thousand ****ing posts.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a small mind. Your continued presence here (over the hump for the first decade :-)) Proves that axiom indisputably.
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Iowanian 11:40 PM 01-22-2006
Whatever makes you sleep better at night sally.
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Skip Towne 11:47 PM 01-22-2006
This guy is every bit as dumb as he is ugly. If YOU were as ugly as him would you post your pic on here?
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Iowanian 11:54 PM 01-22-2006
Well Beaker, I'll sleep just fine tonight, knowing that the last p@ssy you had your face in that wasn't paid for, involved your mother's cervix clenching your shoulders.
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Halfcan 01:44 AM 01-23-2006
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Well Beaker, I'll sleep just fine tonight, knowing that the last p@ssy you had your face in that wasn't paid for, involved your mother's cervix clenching your shoulders.

Beaker-lol, your best smack yet-those Alphabets must be working.
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Halfcan 01:52 AM 01-23-2006
If you don't want people to make fun of you, don't post a pic of yourself holding a bag of dogshit. I mean, what did you think was going to happen dude? :-) :-) :-) :-)
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go bo 01:52 AM 01-23-2006
finished so soon?

they have pills for that nowadays...
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Halfcan 01:58 AM 01-23-2006
Originally Posted by go bo:
finished so soon?

they have pills for that nowadays...
No probably just filling up another bag with shit for Phobs mailbox.
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stumppy 01:59 AM 01-23-2006
Originally Posted by Halfcan:
No probably just filling up another bag with shit for Phobs mailbox.
I hear they pay 2 cents a log nowadays.
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Halfcan 02:05 AM 01-23-2006
I bet Dicksurfers cat is really in Matress's bag-Mystery solved. I just let the cat out of the bag.
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John Matrix 02:06 AM 01-23-2006
Trying to make sense with you mongoloids is about as easy as trying to pry any of you away from this board for more than a day. I will say it once again, I don't give a shit what you say about me, you're all nothings, you know it and I know it. The only thing I feel sorry for in this thread is the world, not myself. I can take care of me just fine, I just wonder what this mass clusterf*ck of posters on this page does for the average IQ and per capita income of the greater kansas city area. There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is the display you partial-birth abortions give them. I can't even imagine how much meth most of you dipshits have to cook up in order to afford your season tickets, but it's patently obvious that the fumes have gotten to most of you who couldn't follow a line of logical thought if it woke up and f*cked your skank wives in their gaping gashes.

I realize that most of you are to failure what Einstein was to relativity, so if talking shit on a Chiefs board makes you feel like you have a little bit more between your legs than that 2.75 inches you're packing or a little more hope of success or meaning in your lives than the endless voids staring in front of all of you, then smile wide, because you must be very proud of yourselves.

The reality of the matter is that you're all a bunch of broke-dick clingons with about as much right to life as that bag of crap.
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stumppy 02:14 AM 01-23-2006
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There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

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The reason is, they see pictures on the internet of some of them holding big bags of dog shit next to their face.
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John Matrix 02:16 AM 01-23-2006
[QUOTE=stumppy][QUOTE=John Matrix]

There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

Originally Posted by :

The reason is, they see pictures on the internet of some of them holding big bags of dog shit next to their face.
Obviously you've never pulled college pranks on anyone, but that's probably a hard feat for you to aspire to whenever you flunk out during grade school.
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Halfcan 02:22 AM 01-23-2006
Originally Posted by John Matrix:
Obviously you've never pulled college pranks on anyone, but that's probably a hard feat for you to aspire to whenever you flunk out during grade school.

And which one was the bag of dogshit and which one was Turdix?-hard to tell.
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John Matrix 02:24 AM 01-23-2006
Originally Posted by Halfcan:
And which one was the bag of dogshit and which one was Turdix?-hard to tell.
Hey everyone, it's Bill Shakespeare. Is Halfcan a mention to the half can of Zyklon B that your mother must have inhaled when she learned that she was impregnated from goatstock at the sperm clinic?
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