Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
My quarterback needs to have ****ed the prom queen. I just feel like that's a pre-requisite.
Mr. "Golly gee, I was a backup on C team as a freshman" was scraping up leftovers in the flag corps until his senior year when he had a car and started banging sophomore 6s that were just looking for a ride to school and a way into the upperclassmen dances.
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
My quarterback needs to have fucked the prom queen. I just feel like that's a pre-requisite.
Mr. "Golly gee, I was a backup on C team as a freshman" was scraping up leftovers in the flag corps until his senior year when he had a car and started banging sophomore 6s that were just looking for a ride to school and a way into the upperclassmen dances.
That'll bust on you as often as it'll work out, I feel.
You need a guy who's going to show up every day to work and work hard.
That to me is more important than a QB that is some cock of the walk. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
My quarterback needs to have ****ed the prom queen. I just feel like that's a pre-requisite.
Mr. "Golly gee, I was a backup on C team as a freshman" was scraping up leftovers in the flag corps until his senior year when he had a car and started banging sophomore 6s that were just looking for a ride to school and a way into the upperclassmen dances.
HI GUYZTH ITS ME JUST GOT DONE WITH MY CLARINET LESSON READY TO PRACTICE SOME FOOTBALL
Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet:
Sounds like that scene from Moneybag.
"He's got an ugly girlfriend. An ugly girlfriend means no confidence."
Billy Beane spent 80% of that movie being wrong about pretty much every word out of his mouth.
Carlos Pena was a much better 1b and overall player than Scott Hatteberg. Chad Bradford had no business facing lefthanders and when you look at the people Beane actually drafted with his 'fuck body types' nonsense, almost all of them sucked pretty badly. I tried to explain to my wife that 3 years later Carlos Pena had a season on par with Albert !@#$ing Pujols and got MVP votes, not to mention a gold glove. But only after Beane dumped him for nothing just so Art Howe would play a 32 year old first baseman with no ceiling. She suddenly couldn't figure out why we were supposed to be impressed by Billy Beane.
God I hated that !@#$ing movie. 2 hours and not a single mention of Hudson, Zito, Mulder, Tejada or Chavez - the 5 best players on that team by a lot. Hell, Lidle was as important to that squad as any of the d-bags they wanted to talk about. Instead I'm supposed to act like fucking Terrance Long and Ricardo Rincon made all the difference and Billy Koch throwing 100 goddamn miles an hour was just there for the ride.
Fuck Billy Beane in his face; overrated hack who knows he'd fail if he went to a big market team and didn't have the excuses to fall back on. The guy hasn't been shit for 10 years and wasn't really all that great at his apex. [Reply]
I think Andrew Luck had corrective facial surgery when he was younger. They were supposed to take the cheek bones of a hobo and graft them onto Andrew's face.
The problem is they got it wrong. They took the butt cheek bones of a hobo.
Thus, that's why Andrew Luck looks the way he does. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Billy Beane spent 80% of that movie being wrong about pretty much every word out of his mouth.
Carlos Pena was a much better 1b and overall player than Scott Hatteberg. Chad Bradford had no business facing lefthanders and when you look at the people Beane actually drafted with his 'fuck body types' nonsense, almost all of them sucked pretty badly. I tried to explain to my wife that 3 years later Carlos Pena had a season on par with Albert !@#$ing Pujols and got MVP votes, not to mention a gold glove. But only after Beane dumped him for nothing just so Art Howe would play a 32 year old first baseman with no ceiling. She suddenly couldn't figure out why we were supposed to be impressed by Billy Beane.
God I hated that !@#$ing movie. 2 hours and not a single mention of Hudson, Zito, Mulder, Tejada or Chavez - the 5 best players on that team by a lot. Hell, Lidle was as important to that squad as any of the d-bags they wanted to talk about. Instead I'm supposed to act like fucking Terrance Long and Ricardo Rincon made all the difference and Billy Koch throwing 100 goddamn miles an hour was just there for the ride.
Fuck Billy Beane in his face; overrated hack who knows he'd fail if he went to a big market team and didn't have the excuses to fall back on. The guy hasn't been shit for 10 years and wasn't really all that great at his apex.
I don't disagree with any of that. Not to mention, even in the movie, it was Jonah Hill's character doing all the work, not Billy Beane.
Just thought it was funny about fucking the prom queen. I doubt Tom Brady's skinny awkward ass was fucking the prom queen, but he is now.
I don't give two shits if he looks like a goofy fuck. I've definitely seen goofier looking fuckers. He has a live arm, a good head on his shoulders and a good work ethic. I would have more of a problem with someone who sounds like an idiot than someone who looks like one. I'm kinda hoping we take Mahomes or Webb. [Reply]
Webb is going somewhere in the first...as mentioned a few times, multiple teams have told him he is a first round talent...I think a double-digit amount of teams. If he isn't selected in the 1st somewhere, then these NFL scouts feed these draft kids bullshit before the draft. The way Webb talks about it, though...I believe him. This guy gives a really smooth interview. He talks about the scouts telling him that he's a first round talent towards the end of this episode.