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WORLD—The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil over 5,999 years ago.
"Eve, the ancestor of all women, ruined everything for us," said Carl McGuinness of Provo, Utah, at a press conference Friday. "We demand payment for the sin and death that rained down upon the human race after the first woman went ahead and took a bite of the forbidden fruit."
"This is merely leveling the playing field from all the inequity that women have caused through their ancestor less than 6,001 years ago."
After calculating the damages stemming from Eve's bite out of the fruit, men have determined they are owed some $593,000,000,000,000,000. As they realize this will take some time to pay back, they have stated they are graciously willing to take payment in the form of sandwiches for the time being.
At publishing time, men had withdrawn their request since women pointed out that if Adam had been there to lead his wife as the head of the household, Satan probably wouldn't have been able to trick her.
Eve took a bite of the apple and gave some to Adam who was with her. Adam didn't lay down the law to her after God told him not to eat from the tree. Now men are responsible for their women. Ugh, they know. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Willie Lanier:
That's a really disheartening point of view for women; but, to each their own...
Personally I think women are the smarter sex...
They don't ram their heads into things for a game
This is going to sound misogynist but there have been studies that have shown men on avg are like 2% smarter than women. Yet women are better educated than men, by far. Such a small disparity is of little consequence in the real world because men are usually dumber acting due to their more hyper driven sexuality and much easier to be taken advantage of. [Reply]
BTW, on a serious spiritual note, Adam is more guilty than Eve for not being the spiritual leader of the family as God the Father expects us men to be, for being passive with Eve not stopping her when he knew the consequences. And passivity from the man/husband/father is a major problem in the majority of families and especially the American family.:-) See it everyday.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Chiefshrink:
Love the Babylon Bee !!
BTW, on a serious spiritual note, Adam is more guilty than Eve for not being the spiritual leader of the family as God the Father expects us men to be, for being passive with Eve not stopping her when he knew the consequences. And passivity from the man/husband/father is a major problem in the majority of families and especially the American family.:-) See it everyday.:-)
Hangry is some scary shit. Don't blame Adam. [Reply]
