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Hall of Classics>Cannibalism - pro or anti?
Rain Man 07:07 PM 11-22-2002
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?
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Hydrae 07:29 PM 11-22-2002
For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).
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Slayer Diablo 07:29 PM 11-22-2002
I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party
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JimNasium 08:32 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
I wouldn't eat another human
You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.:-)
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KCWolfman 08:34 PM 11-22-2002
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.
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Slayer Diablo 08:37 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by JimNasium


You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.:-)
I said eat the human itself.....nothing about not eating out women....
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Rain Man 08:38 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

:-)
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Zebedee DuBois 08:38 PM 11-22-2002
EAT ME !
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Frazod 08:41 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :-)
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Rain Man 08:42 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by frazod


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :-)

Like as in flavor, or like as in personality?
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Slayer Diablo 08:43 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by frazod


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :-)
With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....
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KCWolfman 08:43 PM 11-22-2002
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Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST
Assistance to initiate the deep R.E.M. process is definitely an option.
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Zebedee DuBois 08:46 PM 11-22-2002
Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.

The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list.

A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good.

You know, I just don't like going hungry.
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Slayer Diablo 08:48 PM 11-22-2002
Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
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Zebedee DuBois 08:49 PM 11-22-2002
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Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.
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