Media Center >Madden 18: Can Patrick Mahomes get the Chiefs back to the Super Bowl?
Hammock Parties 03:19 PM 08-23-2017
Yes, friends, it's that time again. Let's DO THIS!!!
The Chiefs have decided to have an open competition in preseason for the starting QB job. Let the best man win.
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Hammock Parties 04:15 PM 11-11-2017
WEEK 10: CHIEFS @ BROWNS
Like oh my god, dude, it's the Browns. With a rookie QB. Chiefs are getting back to .500!
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FUCK IT I'M GOING FOR IT! MADDEN: DARK SOULS CAN BLOW ME!!!
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JUST BLOCK NO ONE YOU FUCKING USELESS JACKASS FULLBACK!
Mahomes: 18-42 (7 drops), 207 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT
Hill: 9 rec, 85 yards
Hunt: 12 car, 141 yards
Browns rookie QB Seth Chander: 15-20, 256 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT
The Chiefs fall to 4-6. The division is still hilariously in play, with Denver leading it at 5-4-1.
:-)
PBK + 5
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Coochie liquor 05:35 PM 11-11-2017
Wow, I hope Mahomes plays qb better than you play Madden. Lost to the fucking Browns... THE BROWNS??!!??
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Hammock Parties 05:40 PM 11-11-2017
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid of the ball in two seconds because your team can't pick up a blitz to save it's life?
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Sassy Squatch 06:20 PM 11-11-2017
Your fault for playing on All-ArtificialDifficulty.
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pugsnotdrugs19 08:34 PM 11-11-2017
I'm serious dude, you need to look up the different All-Madden slider sets that are out there and use them. You will never win consistently, or make the playoffs, if you don't seriously alter them. I'm talking like having the PBK at 90.
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Hammock Parties 09:05 PM 11-11-2017
Coochie liquor 07:44 AM 11-12-2017
Hammock Parties 11:36 PM 11-12-2017
WEEK 11: CHARGERS @ CHIEFS
We're not dead yet, friends. Though Joey Bosa and Melvin Ingram may have something to say about that. *gulp*
Spoiler!
The Chiefs are going to MARTYBALL this shit because there's no way I'm exposing my shitty fullback to San Diego's rushers. I'm actually starting two of my backup linemen because they have better run blocking ratings and LOOK AT THIS HOLE.
Can I put the hammer down?
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USE THEM WHEELS, SON.
YYYYYYYYYES! YES!
Mahomes: 12-19, 108 yards, 1 TD, 6 car, 83 yards, 2 TD
Rivers: 20-30, 195 yards, 0 TD, 4 INT
The Chiefs run their record to 5-6. The division is still in play!
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Hammock Parties 07:49 PM 11-13-2017
WEEK 12: DOLPHINS @ CHIEFS
Can the Chiefs get back to .500? To do so they'll have to beat the best team in the NFL. Miami is currently the #1 seed in the AFC.
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No. Fuck you, Schwartz. And you, fullback.
Mahomes: 15-19, 174 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Hunt: 21 car, 115 yards
The 5-7 Chiefs will need to win out to have a chance at the 4th seed.
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DJ's left nut 10:57 AM 11-14-2017
1 of 7 on 3rd downs is...uh...not great.
I'm sure it's all Alex's fault.
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Hammock Parties 11:08 AM 11-14-2017
Hey now, Jason Leftnutlock...a 49% third down conversion rate is acceptable with the state of my pass protection....
Besides, I just took on the #1 seed and came within a FG of winning. We're making progress. We just need one more draft to get this roster sorted out.
A new RT and someone to pick up the blitz. Schwartz is on the decline.
Trust the process.
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Hammock Parties 02:05 PM 11-14-2017
WEEK 13: BENGALS @ CHIEFS
Oh god the Bengals offense is elite in this fantasy land and ohhhh god help
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BRING THIS ONE HOME, CHIEFS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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THE UNLIKELIEST OF HEROES!!!! THE 6-7 CHIEFS ARE STILL ALIVE!
Mahomes: 13-21, 185 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Hunt: 24 carries, 200 yards, 1 TD
Hill: 5 rec, 113 yards
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New World Order 03:17 PM 11-14-2017
That td to Kelce was nice.
AFC West division is shit. Don't mess this up.
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Hammock Parties 11:07 AM 11-15-2017
WEEK 14: CHIEFS @ RAVENS
I have to win three road games to keep my playoff hopes alive. The first is in Baltimore against the Ravens' rape-facey defense. *gulp*
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I get the ball back and the Ravens press those corners again...
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Foolish, foolish, Ravens. You should know better after I already scorched you once. I AM FIRE!
.500
Flacco throws for 328 yards, but ZERO touchdowns and gets his ass shut out in the second half.
Tyreek Hill: 8 rec, 175 yards, 2 TD
Mahomes: 17-28, 254 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 1 DRAGON UNLEASHED
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Hammock Parties 05:05 PM 11-15-2017
MADDEN JUST TRIED TO FUCK ME. LOOK AT THIS! 1ST AND 10 IS NOT 4TH AND 10!!!
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BULLSHIT. I'M REPLAYING THIS GAME. FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
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