We know the idiots hoarding bottled water have zero idea about how viruses spread, the water supply, and anything, really. The toilet paper people are similarly perplexing, but their idiocy is at least worth consideration. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pablo:
I'm making a big ol' pot of chili. I'm gonna run through these shit tickets and still have that gritty butthole. Can't wait to poop that ultimate poop. That elusive 2 pounder. I'll take pics when it hits and show you the paper used so you understand I'm a conservationist.
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Entering week 3 with the same roll of TP and its likely to survive into next week. That would indicate a 2 month supply for me is 2 rolls.
America, check yo diets.
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Wtf? Just how many shits are you taking a day?
A few weeks ago I bought a 12-roll package of tp. Each roll has 475 sheets in it. That’s 5,700 sheets of tp in that package. If I used 16 sheets per shit (I don’t; I typically use about 10) that’s 356 shits in that one package. That’s about 45 shits a week. That’s about 6 shits a day. Who shits 6 times a day? If I shit 6 times a day I’d make an appointment to see my doctor ASAP. Somethings seriously messed up if your fart box is throwing a turd every four hours.
Btw, one roll of tp with 475 sheets in it using 12 sheets per shit, works out to 3 shits/day for 14 days.
So one roll of tp should last you the entire 14 days of quarantine, dipsticks. Stop buying tp. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Nope, I'm regular. Same time daily.
I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper. [Reply]
I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper.
Scored 3-12 packs of tp at Rural King this morning. 1 for me, 1 for my best friend and one for my mom. Also grabbed 400 rounds of 9mm ammo while I was there
I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper.
Honestly had to look up kefir. Is it like liquid yogurt? Genuinely curious. [Reply]
The worst part about these ignorant fucks hoarding the TP is that people have now started hoarding baby wipes as well.
As in, people with no babies. Just a need to wipe their own asses. This leaves people like myself, who actually have a baby and need wipes to go without.
Fortunately I have a friend who works in shipping and was able to buy a box for me right as they came off the truck, but this is ridiculous.
