Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Then why are you posting in this thread dipshit?
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I don't owe you an answer, overcompensator.
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Again, why post in the thread? Why even make that statement?
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I have to agree. Seems pretty low class.
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I bet you have a pretty boring sex life.

A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd.
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The Bills did a lot of sucking today. Does that count?
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i've seen jsp's wife.. i highly doubt it.


you're prolly married to a hog.
no?
let's see her..what's that? you won't show a pic? but you''ll talk about her giving head?

yup, low class.
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:-)

Hooray for missionary position and no-head sex lives like you and jsp have.

Talking about sex and what you do in the bedroom isn't low class. Keep trying though.
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I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.
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It does seem a little bizarre. But hey, if you want to participate in an anonymous bulletin board discussion where you can lie your ass off and suggest your wife is a ravenous whore and a lovely mother in the same sentence, go for it.:-)
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My wife is definitely a conquest for me, and I would brag about her all day, because for me she is perfect. I outkicked my coverage big time, she makes me a better person. She is as hot on the outside as she is beautiful on the inside, AND she gives wicked BJ's, and the sex is fantastic. That is not degrading to her its a compliment. I would have 0 issues telling any of my friends in real life the same thing I just did in this post.
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:-) uptight poster is uptight.

I haven't discussed her as a conquest. My wife enjoys sex as much (maybe even more considering she initiates it as often as I do) than I do. It's actually pretty awesome because we've been together over a decade and the sex has gotten better (which obviously isn't the case for you and dress up suzie).

Just because you're not comfortable discussing sex doesn't mean others aren't.
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Once in the last 3 years..
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The Houdini


Bang a gal from behind, in crease speed then pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you came, but when she turns around you blow it in her face. Slight of cock.
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:-)
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