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Jim Jones 11:19 AM 07-13-2014
go ahead
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chiefzilla1501 08:00 PM 07-13-2014
Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.
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Fire Me Boy! 08:05 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Cochise:
I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.
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srvy 08:06 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Jim Jones:
go ahead
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?
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Jim Jones 08:12 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3

fuk it. ..id smash number 2.
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Jim Jones 08:14 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by srvy:
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?
nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up
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lobsterfoe 08:16 PM 07-13-2014
Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.
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Bowser 08:25 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by lobsterfoe:
Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.
Have you met Jim Jones?
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lobsterfoe 09:02 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Bowser:
Have you met Jim Jones?
No, but he sounds like a classy lady.
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PackerinMo 09:19 PM 07-13-2014
This thread is great comedy.
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Canofbier 09:22 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy:
A lot of overcompensating going on in here.
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".
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Canofbier 09:22 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by PackerinMo:
This thread is great comedy.
This too.
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Rams Fan 09:27 PM 07-13-2014

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srvy 09:28 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Canofbier:
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".
Made me raise an eyebrow.
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Dunerdr 09:28 PM 07-13-2014
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.
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Bowser 09:34 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Dunerdr:
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.
TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....


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