Originally Posted by RealSNR:
This is basically the plot to Voyager, isn't it? Janeway needs dilithium so the replicators will work so she can get her damn coffee.
Great topic. Some funny and insightful responses thus far. 10/10. Would read this thread again. Does anyone know if ground up Dilithium crystals snorted by my wife will increase the probability of an unsolicited blowjob. I get one whenever I ask but sometimes I forget. Thanks for your help. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Miles:
I was always partial to Dax on DS9.
Very hot, but six feet tall, and so many manly traits.
Really explains why the only dude she ever banged was Worf. She needed an alpha on a level beyond human.
I mean Julian Bashir was literally a nearly perfect genetic specimen of homosapien created in a lab and he was instantly friendzoned.
So I love Dax, but knowing she's so unattainable the only guy who can bang her is a member of a bloodthirsty warrior alien race with with two penises is kind of a turn off.
Plus imagine if your dick touched the symbiont. [Reply]