Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

That doesn't seem nice.
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Jesus, would you two DC dipshits take your fucking mental midget fight to the other forum?
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Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have started an entertaining thread that tempted stevie to come into and post his typical bullshit. :-)
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sorry, lew. I normally don't engage him.

n00b...

:-)
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Outright lying. How very holy roller of you.
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This thread makes me fucking depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.

When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep.
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sweet dreams? :-)
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Have you tried talking to your wife about this?

Sometimes your significant other just needs to be reminded that you have needs and desires as well.
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Of course. Got some good pussy last night. Had to do some bitching and moaning and she came in and did all the work.
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:-)

What you're describing is fairly normal after a baby. Sometimes new parents need to be reminded that they have an intimate relationship that needs to be maintained.
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Has anybody tried swapping with their significant other? Not like swapping your wife, but swapping after you cum in her mouth.
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:-) I have not.

Sounds like you are an expert at it though.
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I bought a monthly Brazzers subscription online, and it came with this cum swapping website. I watched a couple of videos and consider myself a swap convert.
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:-) PM pawnmower. He should be willing to help you learn how to do it properly.
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:-)
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