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jcroft 12:07 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Metrolike:
Sperm dies instantly if the temperature isn't right. Still gross as f*ck. Piss is sterile, but you don't drink it (well most of us don't).
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.

Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?

My point is simply that cum in your chair is gross, but it's not a health risk. That's all.
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Pants 12:12 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by jcroft:
Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?
No, I'd ask if I could watch.
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J Diddy 12:43 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by jcroft:
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.

Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?

My point is simply that cum in your chair is gross, but it's not a health risk. That's all.
I would consider it a health risk in that, if I saw cum in my chair, I would either die or that mofo would die.

Geez, at least have the common courtesy to hit the waste basket.
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Rausch 12:48 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Geez, at least have the common courtesy to hit the waste basket.
At home...
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Rausch 12:47 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by jcroft:
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.
There's a huge difference between hating gay people and not wanting to drown your hands in some guys d!ck-snot...
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Fire Me Boy! 08:15 AM 02-21-2005
I'm not concerned about the health risks, there are none. I'm not concerned about getting fired -- it's a small company and I'm the ONLY person here that would have any frickin' clue as to how to track something like this (that's why I'm the tech guy). I'm only concerned about the "ewwww" factor, which hits about a 9.8. Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.
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milkman 08:25 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
I'm not concerned about the health risks, there are none. I'm not concerned about getting fired -- it's a small company and I'm the ONLY person here that would have any frickin' clue as to how to track something like this (that's why I'm the tech guy). I'm only concerned about the "ewwww" factor, which hits about a 9.8. Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.
This time.
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Joe Seahawk 08:27 AM 02-21-2005
You can clean your monitor with this..err these..

WARNING boobie pic inside.

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf
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Fire Me Boy! 09:34 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk:
You can clean your monitor with this..err these..

WARNING boobie pic inside.

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf
That's incredible.




So, this morning has been, to say the least, awkward. The perp (perv?) has done a REALLY good job of being in another room all day so far... we'll see how long this keeps up, no pun intended.
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teedubya 08:29 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by milkman:
This time.

whoa. that was a goocher.


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teedubya 08:26 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.
THIS TIME... heh. Think of all the other times that your hand has touched the mouse after his spunk episodes. hahah ahah ahah ahah
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Fire Me Boy! 09:35 AM 02-21-2005
This morning, I walked in... he's in the office. I just smiled and said, "What's up?" He looked at me like a deer in the headlights... silence for probably 3 seconds. Then, he just nodded.
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CosmicPal 09:37 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
This morning, I walked in... he's in the office. I just smiled and said, "What's up?" He looked at me like a deer in the headlights... silence for probably 3 seconds. Then, he just nodded.
Instead of saying, "What's Up?" You should have asked him, "Can I give you a hand with anything today?"
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teedubya 09:41 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by CosmicPal:
Instead of saying, "What's Up?" You should have asked him, "Can I give you a hand with anything today?"
Um, that might imply he wants to help him whack off... dunno if that is good advice. heh.
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Baby Lee 09:47 AM 02-21-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
This morning, I walked in... he's in the office. I just smiled and said, "What's up?" He looked at me like a deer in the headlights... silence for probably 3 seconds. Then, he just nodded.
I am pumped to be here.
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