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ROYC75 04:26 PM 08-12-2014
Discussion: All things Broncos.
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jjchieffan 07:13 PM 10-24-2020
In honor of Donks week, here is the annual why your team sucks for them. It's very long and has video clips mixed in, so I'll only post a few pieces/ Link below if you want to read the whole thing. It's pretty good.

That punt was brought to you by special teams coach Tom McMahon, who also happened to be the Colts’ special teams coach back when Chuckie Pagano infamously offered up poor Griff Whalen as a blood sacrifice to Bill Belichick. Is McMahon still in charge of special teams here? Reader, you know he is. These things come in threes, so for his next trick, expect McMahon to fake a long snap.

The Broncos’ 2019 was split into two distinct seasons. I’d like to focus on them starting 3-8, because their losing brings me great joy. They were outscored 53-9 by the Chiefs in two games. They got The Drived by Mitchell Trubisky. They blew a 20-0 lead on the road to Kirk Cousins. Their horsey sauce GM whined out the starting tackle for his chronic holding addiction. Shortly after Emmanuel Sanders said the team was living in a “world of suck” and needed to call better plays, the Broncos traded Sanders to San Francisco, where he… won an NFC title. That’ll learn him. Up a point against the Colts with under two minutes remaining, they ran the ball on 3rd and 5 and then from the Colts’ 44.

It was so mortifying than even Joe Flacco couldn’t keep quiet about it. Do you know how hard it is to get Joe Flacco vocally upset? You could piss in the driver’s seat of Joe Flacco’s CRV and he would be like, “Well that’s certainly interesting!” For his singular and utterly justified show of defiance, Flacco was gifted a phantom neck injury, replaced with the immortal Brandon Allen (no relation to Kyle), and never allowed behind center again. To be fair to the Broncos, their offense under Flacco was one of the worst I’ve ever seen. Would you care for proof? My friend, I would be DELIGHTED to provide it:
The Broncos redeemed their piss-poor start by going 4-1 to close out the season, leaving fans tempted to buy in to the fabled CARRYING OF THE MOMENTUM, which even I’m drawn to with them for 2020. Never ever buy into this.

Drew Lock was the reason the Broncos ended the season 4-1 and gave off the impression that Elway, for once in his life, drafted a QB who was worth a shit. Ah, but I’m hearing that only one of those games was against a winning team? And that Lock threw for barely more than 200 yards a game? And that his receivers this year wouldn’t crack the starting lineup at Clemson? Did I get all that right?

(Kylen from Cherry Cheek butts into the comment section to dispute all this)

CAN IT. YOUR QUARTERBACK HAS PROVEN NOTHING. Behind Lock is Jeff Driskel. In other words, behind Lock is nothing. You guys have been used to Nothing getting the start for four years now. Drew Lock sounds like the name of a guy Jim Irsay would hire to hide Andrew Luck’s retirement from the general public.

https://defector.com/why-your-team-s...enver-broncos/
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Halfcan 08:31 PM 10-24-2020
Looking forward to our 11th win in a row against these cheaters.
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BlackOp 11:30 PM 10-25-2020
Its official....10th straight means they haven't beaten KC in FIVE seasons. This isn't a rivalry anymore...last 3 games by a 96-25 margin....that's a 32-8 average. They are the new Raiders...

It was supposed to be every team's SB...playing the Chiefs. I guess the Donks played in the spirit of the early, pre cap-cheating Elway...getting blown out in SBs. Horseface has really molded that team in his image...

Here's to hoping they ride with Lock for 2021...
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New World Order 11:38 PM 10-25-2020
Knowmo?
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St. Patty's Fire 11:40 PM 10-25-2020
Lock is fucking TERRIBLE. Dude has insane weapons and he just fucking stinks. Chiefs defense made some big plays in this game but there were absolutely plays to be had where Lock just fucked up. They were pointing it out on the broadcast, he’s passing up wide open 15-20 yard completions to throw it deep
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BlackOp 11:49 PM 10-25-2020
Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire:
Lock is ****ing TERRIBLE. Dude has insane weapons and he just ****ing stinks. Chiefs defense made some big plays in this game but there were absolutely plays to be had where Lock just ****ed up. They were pointing it out on the broadcast, he’s passing up wide open 15-20 yard completions to throw it deep
I dont think I would call their skill positions "insane"...above average once Sutton heals up. Juedy has Demaryius Thomas hands...so glad they passed on Lamb.

If they had an average QB...they could get 7 to 9 wins a year. They have average coaching...which is a big issue too. There isn't much to hang their hat on...

Their issues wont be resolved until they dump Horseface....and start fresh.
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TEX 06:29 AM Yesterday
Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire:
Lock is ****ing TERRIBLE. Dude has insane weapons and he just ****ing stinks. Chiefs defense made some big plays in this game but there were absolutely plays to be had where Lock just ****ed up. They were pointing it out on the broadcast, he’s passing up wide open 15-20 yard completions to throw it deep
Lock is the same guy he was in college. He looked exactly like he did yesterday when he played Alabama or Georgia. :-)
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OrtonsPiercedTaint 07:03 AM Yesterday
It's a future insurance salesman convention with cash prizes
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TEX 07:08 AM Yesterday
10 IN A ROW!!! :-) :-) :-)
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poolboy 08:14 AM Yesterday
I love me some Drew Lock,,,hope he never gets injured and is the Broncos qb for the next ten years
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BlackOp 02:58 AM Today
What does Horseface think..after realizing he built a roster that has lost to his most hated rival 10 straight times...and just gave up 43 points in their stadium. His latest HC hire was a supposed defensive guru...yet has given up an average of 32 points (to the Chiefs) since he was hired.

There is a real chance they lose all 6 AFCW games this season...the other teams are improving.
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