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KCChiefsMan 11:47 PM 04-29-2004
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ndbbm 08:28 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
:-)

Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways" :-)

Ahh, the good ol' days.....
:-)
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ndbbm 08:31 AM 04-30-2004
I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Iowanian 08:35 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by ndbbm:
I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
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Dartgod 08:37 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
Rodney Carrington is a funny motherf*****...
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Iowanian 08:38 AM 04-30-2004
yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.
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ndbbm 08:45 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
"I've got a 12 inch dick, and a dozen roses.....and a pickup truck....hubba hubba hubba hey!" That's all i wrote for that one.
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Dartgod 08:46 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.
And me...

Titties & Beer....
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JazzzLovr 08:48 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
And me...

Titties & Beer....
Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".


:-)
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Dartgod 08:51 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by JazzzLovr:
Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".


:-)
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
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JazzzLovr 08:56 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
:-) Sorry... It was just the way you worded that post. I would have made the same reply if just about anybody had said it. It was nothing personal. In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

But I'm bored, and it made me laugh. So it stayed. :-)
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JazzzLovr 08:57 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
BTW, aren't you glad that I don't talk nearly as much in person? :-)
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Phobia 09:01 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by JazzzLovr:
In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.
Maybe you should have done that. Maybe you should also go help Paul forget about his little robot idea.
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ndbbm 09:03 AM 04-30-2004
I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.
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Phobia 09:08 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by ndbbm:
I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.
So she can deride and insult you? Jeez, like she's the only one with that talent, ya orphan bastard
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cadmonkey 09:10 AM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by ndbbm:
I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

Speaking of coming out to Arrowhead, ChiefinNE and myself were thinking of coming out for the Patriots game. How tough is it to come across tickets out there?
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