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Buck 01:35 AM 11-01-2008
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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QuikSsurfer 01:50 AM 11-01-2008


I have rare opportunities to use this gif.
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Ebolapox 01:51 AM 11-01-2008
:-)

this thread has potential
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Buck 01:51 AM 11-01-2008
fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
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blueballs 01:54 AM 11-01-2008
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
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Buck 01:55 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by blueballs:
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
can u imageine how fucked up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???
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blueballs 01:57 AM 11-01-2008
this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now
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Bi_polar 01:58 AM 11-01-2008
Tunnel?
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Buck 01:59 AM 11-01-2008
fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:01 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
What the fuck? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get fucking wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.
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blueballs 02:02 AM 11-01-2008
I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off
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Buck 02:02 AM 11-01-2008
im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.
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Hammock Parties 02:02 AM 11-01-2008
How the fuck do you get laid so much?
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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:02 AM 11-01-2008
So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.


:-) :-)
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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:03 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have fuck like 4 chicks tonigh...i fucked up
Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.
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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:05 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
How the fuck do you get laid so much?
Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.
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