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Hall of Classics>What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!!
royr17 12:21 PM 09-16-2006
Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.
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4th and Long 07:20 AM 09-17-2006
Originally Posted by the Talking Can:
did you put "teeth" on the gift registry...
:-) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :-)
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blueballs 08:02 AM 09-17-2006
did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex
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Bowser 08:06 AM 09-17-2006
Dear Lord.
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Ugly Duck 08:25 AM 09-17-2006
Originally Posted by blueballs:
did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex
A beaming bride & groom stand at the alter making their vows. The groom thinks to himself, "Now I can get it any time I want!"

The bride muses, "Now I never have to do it again!"
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Iowanian 10:15 AM 09-17-2006
Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack.

As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change.

"Woman, go make us some breakfast"
"uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?"
"Go ask my dad"
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blueballs 10:26 AM 09-17-2006
a poster tries to get a life
will return with losts of new
threads asking for advice
and a lawyer's phone number
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Brock 10:26 AM 09-17-2006
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
"Go ask my dad"
:-) Poor Roy.
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Bearcat 10:36 AM 09-17-2006
Originally Posted by royr17:
Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.
:-)

I hope that's not in your vows, because 1) you shouldn't marry out of spite and 2) you shouldn't just go around bragging that you're better than gochiefs. People might get jealous.


Congrats, I guess.
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Easy 6 10:36 AM 09-17-2006
You have a knack for painting picture's Iowanian.............. :-)
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Iowanian 10:41 AM 09-17-2006
Its the handmade donkeyhair brush set.

Sometimes, A canvas just visualizes itself and I only paint by number.
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wutamess 08:18 PM 09-18-2006
Any updates?
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Fairplay 08:20 PM 09-18-2006
So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?
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wutamess 08:23 PM 09-18-2006
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?
I've wondered the same thing.
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Phobia 08:25 PM 09-18-2006
It actually is.
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JBucc 08:28 PM 09-18-2006
Originally Posted by Phobia:
It actually is.
Poor girl.
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