Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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You're going to come out of this with Nicholas Cage's face.
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Will you still look like a sweatier Meat Loaf?
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I've had a septoplasty and multiple sinus and ear surgeries. Actually 6 surgeries over 10 years, 3 separate visits.

Recovery actually isn't that bad.
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Do people tell you that you look a lot like Nicholas Cage?
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Nope. Not even close, unless Cage is jewish. :-)
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You got this. Just don't drink through your nose and you'll be fine.
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I know 3 people that had this surgery. None of them have thought it helped them in any way.
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I had my wisdom teeth removed years ago, and now I look like Gary Busey.
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Really?

I spent 30 years not being able to breathe through my nose and spent about 250 days out of every year with a sinus infection of some sort.

If I had to have the surgery every year for the rest of my life, I'd do it. It was worth it 1000x over.
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youre gonna be so hawt
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You know, I asked the doctor if that's what it's from and he said no, he wouldn't even do the surgery if that was the case. Cocaine actually eats the septum away.

Mine is that my nose is so small that the cartilage keeps growing, there's not enough room so it grew sideways. ****ing up my breathing.

So he's going in there to get rid of some cartilage and clean it up so I can ****ing breathe.

I asked him if I threw him an extra fiddy on the side if he could make me look like Nick Cage. He said that's a standard OP but he would appreciate the tip...
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