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stumppy 01:22 PM 04-09-2021
:-) There's some sick mofos out there.




https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/home-...165645854.html

Home Inspector Accused Of Sex Act With Client's Elmo Doll

David Moye·Reporter, HuffPost
Fri, April 9, 2021, 11:56 AM·2 min read

A Michigan home inspector has been touched with criminal charges after he allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll while on the job in a child’s bedroom.

Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, of Clarkston, was arraigned Wednesday on misdemeanor charges of aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200, according to Detroit Fox affiliate WJBK. He was booked into the Oakland County jail on $2,500 bond.................
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Titty Meat 05:47 PM 04-09-2021
Originally Posted by vailpass:
59 years old and home slice can't keep it in his pants until he gets home?
A silver fox with high libido mmmm
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alanm 05:54 PM 04-09-2021
Originally Posted by vailpass:
God forgive me I laughed.
I couldn't help it. I busted out too. This place keeps me going some days. :-)
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Hog's Gone Fishin 07:10 PM 04-09-2021
Miss Piggy is jealous
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kccrow 07:13 PM 04-09-2021
na na nuh na, na na nuh na, blow my load
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MMXcalibur 07:15 PM 04-09-2021
Well, that's uh.....

.........*sigggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh*........
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mr. tegu 09:06 PM 04-09-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
It would be really funny if he had written it into his contract with them. How many people read all of the fine print?

"Your honor, I present my client's contract with the homeowners, which explicitly states in Paragraph 23, Section 4, Bullet 5a that my client is allowed to pleasure himself with any stuffed animal found in the house during the inspection."

Loophole. Elmo is not any known animal.
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Pablo 09:12 PM 04-09-2021
Cookie monster watched with great anticipation...
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PunkinDrublic 11:40 PM 04-09-2021
It’s was a clear bribe in order to pass the homeowners inspection.
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