Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.
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:-)
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We'd get along.
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check your pm's...
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:-)
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Well, the wife has been sick for a week so, that creates some noise in the dataset.
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Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
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You are not American sir. Please find the nearest exit and move to Canadia or Iceland or something.
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kinda agree with this one. its only a few minutes before I'm saying "I wish this was in your vagina instead"
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A few minutes of head is better than no minutes of head.
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This I don't get.

A ladygarden is a lush patch of land, but a mouth, a mouth has . . . dexterity.

Vagslappin' is like a good roller coaster, throw your hands in the air and ride like your hair's on fire.

But a BJ with a modicum of expertise. Often is the time I black out, and wake up later like I'd hibernated all winter with a sammich and beer on the night table. Bitch could've robbed me blind in the mean time.

BJ's turn me into a fainting goat.


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This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.

I'll take sex over a BJ any day.
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That's why there is a week every month called hummer week!
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Yes.

A woman starts sucking on my rod & licking my balls & I just want some pussy.
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Super into anal?

Mouth not tight enuf?
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