I gotta work, but wanted to share one last true tranny story before I go.
I used to buy......stuff from one I was friends with in Pensacola. BIG black dude named "Mo'nique"
That's how he spelled it, too. He had the whole shebang done. Big tits, no dick. Built like a Fn Linebacker.
He gave me a killer deal one night, and I was like "Wow, man. Thanks, man"
He said: "you call me man again, we gonna have a problem"
I said: "My bad, dude" and smiled.
He laughed and said: "You got balls white boy"
And I said "and you don't girlfriend" he laughed all the way to his car.
I got some more funny ones too. I'll share em' later. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja:
I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself... [Reply]
One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who fucked a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber :-).....she knows how fucked up this place is and doesn't bat an eye) [Reply]