My wife is fat. That's true.
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In those wives defense, it's hard to maintain a girlish figure when you can't straddle your man's gut to ride him. And even if your legs stretched that far the coarse hair covering their hides would scrape her skin right off.

Better that she comforts herself with food and he with beer. That way they don't procreate.
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Hahha! Too late!

And one day my progeny will rule the galaxy.
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like ANYONE would have even known his name if you didn't have a big mouth! :-)
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go bo is a slut
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it took me decades of study and years of practical experience in the field, but i'm starting to get the hang of it, i think...
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It's funny to me that you are embarassed to put your picture online, considering you're dating one of the biggest picture sluts on the entire Intarw3b.
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:-)
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There's only room for one star to shine.
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Ah yes... But you're the one with the (alleged :-) ) boobs... :-)
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Come to the Broncos/Cardinals game.

Pass out near me and I'll plaster my face all over the Internet.
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For a while I was an internet scrabble junkie. Staying up til the wee hours, game after game. There was a girl (as far as I know) I got pretty friendly with.....just a scrabble buddy. Then I gave her my email.....then she was wanting a phone, address, meybe we should meet.....my wife "helped" me to decide to retire from scrabble and get rid of my buddy. I probably was flirting a bit in the beginning but never saw it as a problem. Lesson learned.
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I always pictured Mer with bigger cans, something around a C cup. Another one bites the dust...
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You could tell all that by the way I post?
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Yeah, you post like you have big cans.
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