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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mecca 01:18 AM 05-15-2010
Clay is either full of shit or his life should be a bad movie, one or the other.

And yea she's right, be confident, don't act like a puss, that's the #1 thing. Also how can you be bad in bed? Do you not know what the fuck you're doing?
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RedNFeisty 01:19 AM 05-15-2010
I ended up going to my favorite neighborhood bar and had a blast winning $15 and enough to cover my drinks playing pool. I even got out on the dance floor with my ex mother in law. Believe it or not, it was my ex mother in law that invited me out...lol...her boyfriend is the head bartender at my hang out...lol...how crazy is that??

I am still pumped up ready to go, where is the party at??
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RedNFeisty 01:21 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Clay is either full of shit or his life should be a bad movie, one or the other.

And yea she's right, be confident, don't act like a puss, that's the #1 thing. Also how can you be bad in bed? Do you not know what the **** you're doing?
Or has no game and really bad luck. Good kid, he just needs to gain confidence, watching some good porn would help!!
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Mecca 01:22 AM 05-15-2010
LOL, porn will give him an unrealistic expectation of what women do...

I can't offer to much advice on what happened to him here, usually after I sleep with a chick they want more and I bother me non stop so I get the opposite reaction.
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RedNFeisty 01:24 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Clay is either full of shit or his life should be a bad movie, one or the other.

And yea she's right, be confident, don't act like a puss, that's the #1 thing. Also how can you be bad in bed? Do you not know what the **** you're doing?
If the guy didn't say he was a virgin type and was awful in bed, I would run away also. Need to find away to say "Hey, I am new at this, will you be willing to teach me?" Without sounding like a pussy. If I knew what I was getting into I might be more willing to help. But, I must admit, if I am training again, it better be well fucking worth it.
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RedNFeisty 01:25 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
LOL, porn will give him an unrealistic expectation of what women do...

I can't offer to much advice on what happened to him here, usually after I sleep with a chick they want more and I bother me non stop so I get the opposite reaction.
Nah, he needs to watch the guys. The reactions the girls give are not reality, but the guys do a good job. Does that make sense?? :-) The best guys I had said they learned from watching porn. That is what they said!!
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Mecca 01:26 AM 05-15-2010
I never even said that when I didn't have much practice, the easiest way to make things work and not sound like a moron or look bad is this.

Educate yourself about sex, this isn't hard. Secondly ask the woman what works for her, what she likes, taking the little time to do this will save many problems.

But if you're a 3 pump chump no amount of advice can help you.
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Mecca 01:26 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:
Nah, he needs to watch the guys. The reactions the girls give are not reality, but the guys do a good job. Does that make sense?? :-)
If he could fuck like a porn guy chicks wouldn't be sneaking out...
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RedNFeisty 01:28 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
If he could **** like a porn guy chicks wouldn't be sneaking out...
:-) That is why I said he should watch the guys on some porn! Duh!
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Mecca 01:30 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:
:-) That is why I said he should watch the guys on some porn! Duh!
No amount of watching is gonna save him, either you have it or you don't.

Like I said no amount of advice is gonna save a 3 pump chump, hell I didn't even have that problem the first time I had sex.
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Hammock Parties 01:30 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:
First, stop being a pussy!!
Where does anything in my account indicate I am a pussy?

As soon as we got to the door I grabbed her and kissed her. I have no problem making moves. In fact I made all the moves, she wasn't very aggressive.
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RedNFeisty 01:31 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
I never even said that when I didn't have much practice, the easiest way to make things work and not sound like a moron or look bad is this.

Educate yourself about sex, this isn't hard. Secondly ask the woman what works for her, what she likes, taking the little time to do this will save many problems.

But if you're a 3 pump chump no amount of advice can help you.
You know, I really don't like being asked what I like until at after the first or second time. I want the man to take charge and be a man. I want to know what he is about and what he likes. Toss me around like a rag doll if that is what you like, but for heaven sakes, don't ask me what position I like first!!
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Hammock Parties 01:33 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Clay is either full of shit or his life should be a bad movie, one or the other.
It's all 100 percent true. I'm a freak. Thank you, Jehovah.

Originally Posted by :
Also how can you be bad in bed? Do you not know what the fuck you're doing?
Isn't everyone bad in bed at first? Also, 26 years without even kissing a girl will probably fuck you up in the performance department.
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Mecca 01:33 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:
You know, I really don't like being asked what I like until at after the first or second time. I want the man to take charge and be a man. I want to know what he is about and what he likes. Toss me around like a rag doll if that is what you like, but for heaven sakes, don't ask me what position I like first!!
That makes you the exception, women are like a rubix cube, no 2 are the same. Something that made the last girl go nuts may make the new one lay there like "this is doing nothing". 9 out of 10 women would prefer to tell you what they like so you can do what they want..

So you're a rarity. But maybe you're a challenge that can be fun.
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RedNFeisty 01:33 AM 05-15-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Where does anything in my account indicate I am a pussy?

As soon as we got to the door I grabbed her and kissed her. I have no problem making moves. In fact I made all the moves, she wasn't very aggressive.
Sorry for assuming you were a pussy. But, somewhere in your game, something is going wrong.


Are you willing to post a pic??
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