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Hall of Classics>Cannibalism - pro or anti?
Rain Man 07:07 PM 11-22-2002
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?
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Frazod 08:50 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....
I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

:-)
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Slayer Diablo 08:52 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois


You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.
So you weren't joking about your cannibalism?

---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....
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BigOlChiefsfan 08:54 PM 11-22-2002
Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?

So he only ate the slaw and french fries.

Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it?

Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan!
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Zebedee DuBois 08:55 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....
At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.
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Slayer Diablo 08:55 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by frazod


I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

:-)
Ahh, so this would be like: "SIT DOWN!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE SHOT RIGHT NOW!!" *Bang* "What was that for, Fraz?" "For dinner....you all shall eat with me so that none of you get too skinny, but don't worry....you will all be shot in time. I can't let my meat go rotten, now can I?"
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Zebedee DuBois 08:56 PM 11-22-2002
Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?

When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods."
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Slayer Diablo 08:57 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois


At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.
Nope...skinny. Barely any fat or meat.
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Frazod 08:57 PM 11-22-2002
My favorite cannibal joke:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

:-)
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Slayer Diablo 08:59 PM 11-22-2002
Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?

Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.
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Rain Man 12:36 PM 11-23-2002
Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?
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Phobia 04:55 PM 11-23-2002
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
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Rain Man 04:57 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by pHoBiA
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.

:-)

(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)
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Slayer Diablo 04:57 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by pHoBiA
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
It would've worked if I didn't notice that I was the last poster on "Petty Board Disputes"....
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Phobia 04:59 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Kevin
:-)

(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)
Shoulda just deleted it, but I wouldn't want a rogue Chiefs board to spring up....
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Hydrae 05:14 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by BigOlChiefsfan
Cannibal broncofan!

This is just wrong:

"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."
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