Licking a chicks ASS - Page 7

Originally Posted by Bump:
if they are super hot, I would eat crunched cheetos out of Natalie Portman's asshole, for example.

I wonder if they'd still be crunchy after being up in there.... :-)
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
I wonder if they'd still be crunchy after being up in there.... :-)

See, this is what I was talking about...

Dunno, but I'd walk across 3 miles of broken glass barefoot to find out
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
I wonder if they'd still be crunchy after being up in there.... :-)

soggy
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Originally Posted by loochy:
soggy

Yeah she does come off as a little shart-happy to me. I've never been blown away by her....I bet she sharts a lot. And if I'm ever blown away by her, it will probably happen via her shart pressure.
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Originally Posted by Bump:
if they are super hot, I would eat crunched cheetos out of Natalie Portman's asshole, for example.

Cheetos? Hell I'd eat dog food out of her ass
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Only after I have taken a shower with her and clean her up real good, then it's fun. Any other way unless she just stepped out of the shower is a no-no IMHO unless you are prepared for the consequences.

If a woman is on all fours in front of you with her ass perked up and you bury your face and tongue in her arse and use your hand across her mound to quickly stimulate her love button while you have your thumb in her, she will buck like a bronco!
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Originally Posted by scho63:
Only after I have taken a shower with her and clean her up real good, then it's fun. Any other way unless she just stepped out of the shower is a no-no IMHO unless you are prepared for the consequences.

If a woman is on all fours in front of you with her ass perked up and you bury your face and tongue in her arse and use your hand across her mound to quickly stimulate her love button while you have your thumb in her, she will buck like a bronco!

I have the weirdest boner.
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I mean, isnt that question pretty universal around here Lzen? This message board is a fan of things that shit all over itself constantly. Yes I'm looking at you, Royals. Yes I'm looking at you, Chiefs. Aren't we all just running around licking assholes?
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Originally Posted by Shogun:
I have the weirdest boner.

A broner.
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.

Yeah.
But your ready to lick another one 30 minutes later.
/hack comic

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Never done it, never will.
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Originally Posted by Shogun:
You've apparently never had your asshole licked before.

Nope. But I'm the fat chick.

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Originally Posted by luv:
Nope. But I'm the fat chick.

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:-)

I should use that as a sig.
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Originally Posted by Sofa King:
:-)

I should use that as a sig.

While you can. Pretty soon I will no longer be the fat chick. Great year. :-)

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Originally Posted by Laz:
went out with a girl who really liked it

after she was going really good i would move south a couple of inches and boom.

she would often cum right when i shoved my tongue inside her ass

i learned really quick to shut my eyes because cum really burns and my eyes were right in the line of fire when my tongue went south.

:-)

of course it's not something you do with just anyone

We don't need to hear what u do with your cousins fartbox
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