I thought about raping several dozen people last year but instead decided to go bowling.
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I washed my ass almost every single day so people wouldn't be offended by it. Also washed my coat a few times.
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Gonna have to lemme smell that thang if you want this nomination bruh
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What’s the qualifying criteria?
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Chiefspants has a distinguished record of global/local charity outreach
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I'll look to see who gives me the most thumbs up thingies. That type of encouragement lifts my faith in humanity.
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How does one check thumbs up thingies?
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I gave all year long....to your Mom.
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Just gotta wash your ass once a year everything else is up for debate.
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I'll tell you if you'll laud my humanitarianism in doing so.

Go to user cp, then on the left side toward the bottom you'll see 'helpful answers'. It makes no sense that it would be there, but surprises make for an interesting life.
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Um, if this isn't TwistedChief, I burn this mother to the ground.
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I'm not sure Chiefsplanet is developmentally delayed enough. But maybe we are.
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Wow. I’m just now realizing I got majorly negged for defending Baker Mayfield’s use of the word “ya’ll” in a tweet.
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Starting bid for the nomination is 15k I can PM my paypal.
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