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The Lounge>**The Official Houston Texans at World Champion Kansas City Chiefs Game Day Thread**
Jewish Rabbi 11:04 PM 09-09-2020
Back to back starts now bitches!!!

Beautiful tribute by Twisted Chief:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
If I had started the thread, this is hypothetically how it would've gone:

****The OFFICIAL Texans @ Chiefs Super-Bowl-Banner-Raising Game Thread****

We won the Super Bowl. God punished us with a pandemic.

We won the Super Bowl. God punished us with division that we’ve never seen before in this country.

We won the Super Bowl. WE. WON. THE. SUPER. BOWL.

We may have our differences on this board. We may come from different walks of life. We may have different opinions. We may value different things.

But guys, we are ALL Chiefs fans. And we’ve lived through ‘Because Chiefs…’ long enough for pandemics and civil unrest to seem like child’s play.

Our hands are calloused and our hearts are overflowing generously. But we’re together. And we’re all brothers in this crazy world that is ChiefsPlanet. And I will repeat what I said after the Super Bowl: I love all of you.

Let’s forget all the rest of the noise and enjoy this special championship defense. TOGETHER.

The dynasty begins here. Strap in and enjoy yourselves, gentlemen. The ride is going to be magnificent.

………………….

HOW…ABOUT…THOSE…CHIEFS???

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P.S. – A special shout out to those immortalized, valued CP members who are no longer with us: Lonewolf Ed, Fire Me Boy!, Logical, Mr. Flopnuts, Saccopoo, BillSelfsTrophyCase, Psyko Tek, Madmax, mikey23545, BigMeatballDave, boogblaster, ChiefJustice, Crazyhorse, Buster’s Dad, and crossbow. You are gone but never forgotten amongst your family here. May the light of Mahomes shine bright on your spirit, gentlemen.

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The Franchise 10:39 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by Red Dawg:
Both teams are staying in thenlocket riom for the anthem? Athletes are so stupid and they are fucking over teammates that may not agree. This shit so weak and stupid.
Hey.....no one gives a fuck.
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Cave Johnson 10:40 AM 09-10-2020
Is it 7 yet?

Originally Posted by :
I think a lot about the players in the tunnels and hallways in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl in February. There was a lot of fun but also a matter-of-factness that surprised me, given that the Chiefs had erased a double-digit lead to beat the 49ers. It was a joyous feeling, but there was also a collective calm, because there was a sense that Mahomes, surrounded by the Chiefs’ talent and schemes, was inevitable. This is a player whose passer rating on third down is nearly 28 points higher than the league average. His adjusted yards per attempt is a full yard higher than that of any other quarterback in history. The reason I think about those hallway scenes in that stadium is not just because of how amazing the game was, or how amazing Mahomes was. It is because of how normal everything felt. Nothing will feel normal Thursday. It might not for many more months. But one part of that night is back. It’s Mahomes. He’s inevitable.
https://www.theringer.com/2020/9/10/...-season-opener
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Cave Johnson 10:45 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by Red Dawg:
Both teams are staying in thenlocket riom for the anthem? Athletes are so stupid and they are ****ing over teammates that may not agree. This shit so weak and stupid.
Sorry you're triggered, snowflake.

I too hate it when players stay in "thenlocket riom".
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eDave 10:49 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
Sorry you're triggered, snowflake.

I too hate it when players stay in "thenlocket riom".
It's Shakespearean.
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! 10:52 AM 09-10-2020
For all you triggered snowflakes

Plans remain fluid with leaders from both teams involved, including Patrick Mahomes, Deshaun Watson, Kenny Stills and Michael Thomas.

The NFL -- which has extensive social justice messaging planned during Week 1 -- has said it is encouraging players to use their voices.

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 10, 2020

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wazu 10:55 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
For all you triggered snowflakes

Sounds like a bunch of Texans trying to keep Mahomes distracted. Nice try.
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Coochie liquor 10:57 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
For all you triggered snowflakes

Should be that way regardless.
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JohnnyHammersticks 11:04 AM 09-10-2020
Really struggling with something here....

During the playoffs last season I ate biscuits & gravy at the Denver Biscuit Company every morning on game day. Don't think I'm going to be able to make it there today. I mean, there's still time...I could get there and eat biscuits and gravy, but I'm in a pretty big day trade and really need to sit in front of my monitor until the closing bell at 2pm Denver time.

Have I totally screwed up our season, or is the Mahomes factor enough to overcome my inability to eat Denver Biscuit Company biscuits & gravy today? Will welcome all ideas, except those telling me to go have sex with myself.
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eDave 11:05 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
Really struggling with something here....

During the playoffs last season I ate biscuits & gravy at the Denver Biscuit Company every morning on game day. Don't think I'm going to be able to make it there today. I mean, there's still time...I could get there and eat biscuits and gravy, but I'm in a pretty big day trade and really need to sit in front of my monitor until the closing bell at 2pm Denver time.

Have I totally screwed up our season, or is the Mahomes factor enough to overcome my inability to eat Denver Biscuit Company biscuits & gravy today? Will welcome all ideas, except those telling me to go have sex with myself.
Where I live they can bring food to you through a few different delivery methods.
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gblowfish 11:06 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by BWillie:
The Houston Texans....
Got rid of their best WR.
Kept their same idiotic coach.
JJ Watt is one year older.
No Jadeveon Clowney.
Pay Phillip Gaines to play football.
Lost a 1,000 yard rusher from 2019.

Seems like a great idea.
They've got Phillip Gaines? Is talking about his mom off limits? heh heh... Also, wish they would have kept the yellow end zones. Those were bitchin...

My advice to our receiving corps: Cough like crazy when you start your route, you'll get an extra step on the defender for sure!
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JohnnyHammersticks 11:08 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
Where I live they can bring food to you through a few different delivery methods.
While I appreciate your input, you're obviously not a biscuits & gravy connoisseur. You have to get those babies right out of the oven. While there's nothing better than piping hot biscuits with piping hot sausage gravy (and tons of black pepper) - there's nothing worse than lukewarm biscuits and gravy.
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Red Dawg 11:11 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
Sorry you're triggered, snowflake.

I too hate it when players stay in "thenlocket riom".
I am the opposite of a snowflake dumbass.
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wazu 11:12 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
Really struggling with something here....

During the playoffs last season I ate biscuits & gravy at the Denver Biscuit Company every morning on game day. Don't think I'm going to be able to make it there today. I mean, there's still time...I could get there and eat biscuits and gravy, but I'm in a pretty big day trade and really need to sit in front of my monitor until the closing bell at 2pm Denver time.

Have I totally screwed up our season, or is the Mahomes factor enough to overcome my inability to eat Denver Biscuit Company biscuits & gravy today? Will welcome all ideas, except those telling me to go have sex with myself.
That's a playoff ritual. I think you're good to skip. Don't waste that magic power on regular season games.
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eDave 11:13 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
While I appreciate your input, you're obviously not a biscuits & gravy connoisseur. You have to get those babies right out of the oven. While there's nothing better than piping hot biscuits with piping hot sausage gravy (and tons of black pepper) - there's nothing worse than lukewarm biscuits and gravy.
How about if they separate the two into separate containment's, then heat up upon delivery? You gotta eat the B&G dude. You've made me want some.
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TwistedChief 11:16 AM 09-10-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
Really struggling with something here....

During the playoffs last season I ate biscuits & gravy at the Denver Biscuit Company every morning on game day. Don't think I'm going to be able to make it there today. I mean, there's still time...I could get there and eat biscuits and gravy, but I'm in a pretty big day trade and really need to sit in front of my monitor until the closing bell at 2pm Denver time.

Have I totally screwed up our season, or is the Mahomes factor enough to overcome my inability to eat Denver Biscuit Company biscuits & gravy today? Will welcome all ideas, except those telling me to go have sex with myself.
I listened to my super special Chiefs hype playlist when I went for a run this morning. We're golden even if Mahomes doesn't show up and Henne is running the show.
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