OK, time to mulligan this shit. We'll not stand for the above bullshit.
Spoiler!
The Raiders get the TD...but what about the 2-point conversion?
Yeah, I wasn't sitting back there. The six-man rush pays off as I user stuff Lynch in the backfield. I tack on a 50-yard field goal following the onside kick (holding my breath all the way as I anticipate a block), and the Raiders have one last chance...
The Broncos win, meaning the divsion is officially out of play. So it comes down to...THE FINAL WILD CARD SPOT between Tennessee, New England, Kansas City and Cincy.
The Chiefs defeated the Bengals earlier, so a KC win in San Diego eliminates the Bengals. Due to their AFC record tiebreaker, the Titans MUST LOSE TO THE RAIDERS in order for the Chiefs to have a chance. The Patriots and Chiefs have an identical AFC record, so it will come down to common opponents should they both win.
But the Chiefs will have to take care of business against the Chargers first.
THANK YOU ERIC BERRY. The Chiefs take the turnover and get a field goal. The Jags get a TD, but HERE COMES TYREEK.
Martyball works beautifully when you get a ST contribution. I still need a throw or two from my QB, though.
Zing! Can the Chiefs take the lead?
LOLOLOLOL. Thanks to my extremely conservative gameplan, the Chiefs lead the Jags 13-7 at halftime. I get the kick and drive deep into Jags territory. An opportunity!
Annnnd I blew it. No points for me. The defense is going to have to win this.
CRAIG HUGHES! What a sensational rookie season for the quick DE. I can't do anything with the turnover, though, thanks to another sack. The Jags drive inside the red zone...
AND SETTLE FOR THREE. Now all I have to do is run the clock out. It's third and 4 and I'm not running it. TAKE US TO THE DIVISIONAL ROUND PATRICK.
Well, that was the easiest clutch throw I'll ever make. Bortles gets one last chance with 9 seconds left.
CHIEFS!!!! We're going to Miami to take on the #1 seeded Dolphins. MARTYBALL!
Can the Chiefs avenge their narrow regular-season loss, in which they had the ball and a chance to win before the OL caved? The Dolphins take a 3-0 lead...
And Cesar BODIES the DB for a big catch on a Mahomes improv. And that sets up...
Ye olde Chiefs lead on the easy slant. Now, can I stop Miami?
ORC BOORY! The Chiefs take the turnover and move deep into Dolphins territory...
UGH god dammit Reek. The Chiefs blow an opportunity to extend their lead, but the defense has shut down Miami so far thanks to Berry and a lot of clock control. To the second half!
LOL allow me to ignore all the open receivers and go big baller pat anyway and still make a huge play. I'm one lucky son of a bitch eh?
PAT DROPS A DIME. The Chiefs can almost taste the shitty airplane food on the way to the AFC Championship, now.
A Dolphins punt and that bullet into the hole gets the Chiefs a 17-3 lead after three quarter. HOLD ON DEFENSE!
LOL DEANGELO HALL BEAST MODE. He misses the jam, gets toasted on the corner route, and Tannehill underthrows the receiver trying to go all Pat Mahomes on the throw. BEST FA EVER.
HAHA! MIAMI BLOWS ANOTHER RED ZONE POSSESSION. I am shot with luck. Run the clock out, Kareem!
Somehow...someway...the Chiefs are in the AFC Championship.
Mahomes: 21-32, 233 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Hunt: 22 car, 88 yards
Hill: 10 rec, 107 yards
Seamster: 6 rec, 69 yards
ROOKIE PUNTER GRANT CLARK: 5 punts, 52.2 avg, 45.6 net :-)
Shout out to a Chiefs OL that allowed 0 sacks thanks to moving Terron Armstead to RT, which neutralizes Cameron Wake.
Yes, the Chiefs path to the Super Bowl is Blake Bortles, Ryan Tannehill and now Trevor Siemian. This seems unfair, but hey, I'll take it.
LOL, well, hi Trevor. That was dumb. Can the Chiefs offense take advantage?
THE CUT. THE BLOCK BY CESAR. The Chiefs take a 7-0 lead on a dazzling opening offensive snap.
Denver is down to their third-string RB and he fumbles when Mark Barron knocks the shit out of him. You are probably fucked now, Denver.
Yup, you are fucked. I am in no-turnover mode. I'm also in LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PUNT mode.
The Chiefs open the third quarter with a 14-3 lead and the ball.
Oh my god. I'm going to the Super Bowl. This is actually happening.
OH SHIT. Well, that sucks. But the Broncos only get a field goal out of the turnover. It's 21-6, and now I'm going for the jugular.
BIG BALLER PAT HAS ARRIVED. The Broncos are down to their last 4th down.
IT'S ALL OVER. IT'S DONE. PAT MAHOMES AND A STUNNING RASH OF OPPOSING MEDIOCRE-AT-BEST QUARTERBACKS HAVE TAKEN THE CHIEFS BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
Is anyone else having problems with this thread? This is the only that one that just completely bogs down whenever I open it. And good luck opening it on mobile. It just crashes over and over again. [Reply]
I'm currently doing something very similar to this. In year one. Went 10-6 and got the 5 seed with Mahomes year one, benched Alex after 4 games and traded him. [Reply]
THE SUPER BOWL was great...but first, the 2018 season
Originally Posted by : Chiefs offense: 24th overall, 16th in points, 20th in passing, 5th in rushing
Chiefs defense: 4th overall, 11th in points
The Chiefs fix their much-maligned run defense, which was in the bottom 5 a year ago, finishing 5th and allowing 106 yards per game thanks to DTs Roy Miller III and Ian Williams, SS Mark Barron and rookie MLB Reilly Denney.
Mahomes finishes 20th in passing and 14th in QB rating (96.8), while leading the league in YPA. Hunt leads the league in rushing, while Hill finishes 2nd in receiving and 1st in TDs. All of this possible thanks to the wonderful trade for LT Terron Armstead, who gives up only six sacks.
Justin Houston wins defensive player of the year honors with his monster season. He is aided immensely by the presence of rookie DE Craig Hughes, who's blinding speed racks up an impressive 14 sacks. Dunn, a rookie free agent, is a diamond in the rough at OLB.
The Chiefs defense forces 25 turnovers and scores 5 TDs on the year, clearly the driving force behind the team's resurgence.
Shout out to rookie punter Grant Clark, who boomed 53 punts for a 46.7 avg (40.1 net)
And now....SUPER BOWL LIII
Spoiler!
The Chiefs jump ahead thanks to some efficient passing from Mahomes, the Redskins tie it up, Kareem Hunt breaks off a big run and BIG BALLER PAT runs it in for a 27-17 lead. The Redskins score, and then, going for the knockout blow, rookie Cesar Seamster blows it on a Mahomes pick.
The Chiefs defense then gets it right back, only to have Seamster drop another pass. The Redskins attempt a 55-yard field goal, which is SHORT. Chiefs run the clock out. CHAMPIONS!
Kareem gets robbed of the MVP award. Shout out to my man DeAngelo Hall with another clutch pick!
And somewhere...in a dark corner...Alex Smith weeps.
I'm a little disappointed I replayed that Raiders game, to be honest. I should have taken the L and built up a little more drama.
Still I hit my stride in Week 14 against Baltimore, and once The Dragon became a part of my gameplan...I found the keys to my offense. And once I do that...there is no stopping me.
