View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure.
72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure.
3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions.
28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option
4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant.
14 11.57%
Voters: 121 . You may not vote on this poll
KC native 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Sorter :
:-)
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Bufkin 12:11 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe :
That's so cool that you're willing to give your husband a blowjob in exchange for a harmless massage. You're a righteous dude.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:37 AM 12-19-2014
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
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KC native 11:38 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
Exactly this.
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beach tribe 11:39 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
She loves me enough not to mind.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe :
Mine too, hence the "often" but I'd rather give her what we both really want is all. That's just what's best in my house.YMMV
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beach tribe 11:49 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
Her rationale is that when we get down to business, it's a whole production.
She's got to get hers first, and that takes a while. But she knows how to hit my release valve in about 3 min. With a 3 yr old in the house it's quicker and easier just to get me off when I need it, and then I always end up giving her hers during that rico post.
I'm really fucking loving the way things are now. She's pretty hot, so I can really need some relief at any given moment.
We have been together for 5 years, and went through a really dry period after the kid....it was not easy for me.
Now it's like twice a week or more. I can definitely live with that.
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SAUTO 12:00 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
me too. or at least without a heads up
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beach tribe 11:40 AM 12-19-2014
On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.
You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.
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Sorter 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe :
:-)
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One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:43 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss :
1 minute of foreplay is the leading cause of divorce I'd guess.
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KC native 11:45 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss :
Neither is sticking it in your farm animals' mouths.
Yes, all aggie fans are animal fuckers.
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.
Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money.
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KC native 11:55 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by srvy :
Not true.
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