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Bwana 07:51 AM 05-15-2016


It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks.

This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) :-)
http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold



How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs

This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out:
http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video

Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming.

If you have any from your area, post them up.
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Dave Lane 08:57 PM 05-26-2016
Originally Posted by scorpio:
In almost all cases they weigh a lot less than us and have their weight distributed by 4 legs.
Wut?
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DaFace 09:01 PM 05-26-2016
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Wut?
Yeah, true in some cases, but bison and elk aren't exactly light as a feather.
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POND_OF_RED 09:59 PM 05-26-2016
I'm sure bison and elk get taken by sinkholes more than you think.
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Dave Lane 06:12 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by DaFace:
Yeah, true in some cases, but bison and elk aren't exactly light as a feather.
Ummmm have you ever seen a bison up close? I mean if you are talking about babies sure, But Elk and bison dwarf us in size.
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Hydrae 07:59 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Ummmm have you ever seen a bison up close? I mean if you are talking about babies sure, But Elk and bison dwarf us in size.
Then there is the whole small footprint size by comparison to a human. Due to that, the pounds of pressure per square inch is much higher for a hoofed animal. I am quite sure they would be more likely to punch a hole than any human of any size.
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scorpio 08:04 AM 05-27-2016
Yeah sorry I didn't mean Bison and Elk weigh less than us, just that most wildlife in the park does. That said, I have never seen any Bison or Elk anywhere near any of the active geological features in the park.
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Perineum Ripper 08:09 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by Bwana:
True but trust me, the bison are just getting warmed up for the start of tourist season. :-) More selfie sticks and their owners will go air born before long.
That's great to hear..I will be out there in July on my motorcycle..I can't wait for all these dipshits to work them up then I will have to watch the bison rape my Harley as I hide in a tree
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Rain Man 10:05 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by scorpio:
Yeah sorry I didn't mean Bison and Elk weigh less than us, just that most wildlife in the park does. That said, I have never seen any Bison or Elk anywhere near any of the active geological features in the park.
I just assumed it was a statement about American obesity rates.
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rockymtnchief 11:18 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by mac459:
That's great to hear..I will be out there in July on my motorcycle..I can't wait for all these dipshits to work them up then I will have to watch the bison rape my Harley as I hide in a tree
Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!
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Bwana 11:23 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!
You're right, if you have never been that way it's a must. I go the Chief Joseph route now just to avoid old Granddad in Winnebago doing 5 MPH thinking he going to die. It keeps my blood pressure down and my .500 in the holster. :-)
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rockymtnchief 11:40 AM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by Bwana:
You're right, if you have never been that way it's a must. I go the Chief Joseph route now just to avoid old Granddad in Winnebago doing 5 MPH thinking he going to die. It keeps my blood pressure down and my .500 in the holster. :-)
Amen!

Although, If you've never been up the pass, you'll stop for pictures often enough to not worry about grandpa.
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Perineum Ripper 12:02 PM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!
That's exactly where I am heading to..I appreciate the advice just the same
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Bwana 12:04 PM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Amen!

Although, If you've never been up the pass, you'll stop for pictures often enough to not worry about grandpa.
Exactly
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SAUTO 04:15 PM 05-27-2016
Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED:
I'm sure bison and elk get taken by sinkholes more than you think.
Yeah, just no one is reporting it.
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rockymtnchief 06:19 AM 05-28-2016
Originally Posted by :
Max Alonso and his wife came from Chile to visit Yellowstone. They were upset when they saw a group of people trying to feed a bear with two cubs.

He said, “They were trying to give a carrot to them.”
Originally Posted by :
Scientist and educator Dr. Jim Halfpenny recalled, “And I was in the middle of our group, and I heard one of them say, ‘o, no. no please get back on the boardwalk.’ And I turned and had five foreign tourists, a group of three and a group of two, and they were off the boardwalk.”
http://www.nbcmontana.com/news/Park-...stone/39765050
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