Hey Jagoffs,

Theres a football conversation going on a couple of other threads. Why dont you guys come on over and show your NFL intellect? Or would you rather stay here and talk about your positions on my "all idiot team"

Dont answer that, I think I know the what the answer is.
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it chimes in.........
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sounds like someone is tired of 'jagging'-off by himself.
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Mark M,

You forgot me :-)

I'm the official media guide person.
CAN'T have a decent team without one.



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pack,

your mother hasn't paid us to play with you this week.
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Misplaced--
The roster has been adjusted (see post #238). Sorry 'bout that. This is hard to do at work.

Bwana, leave the little girls, Italian suits and clean teeth alone and cuss out some draft picks, would ya?!

MM
~~Will be back in an hour . . . has something to do here . . . FINALLY!

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[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]
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I'll take a DB slot if ya got one. That way, if I get an INT for a TD I can bust some moves in the endzone ala John Travolta.

Hey, I'm taller than Mighty Mouth and I'm not afraid of the bump-n-run either.

I also have a keen understanding of the fact that if the ball is tipped, I can drill whoever I want on the field - no penalty (of course it would be someone on the opposition...er...Ken).

"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah, stayin' aliiiive..."
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Didn't the replacements dance to "I will survive?"

This should be up your alley, Disco.
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DJ: Done deal!

It looks like we about have a complete team here. Do we have any opponents lined up yet?
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Forget the "bob-n-weave"!
Anyone else imagine Warner with a bob haircut and the other two guys (Faulk and Bruce or whoever) with weaves whenever they show their pictures and call them the "bob-n-weave" guys.


Maybe we can do the "hustle".

Thanks for the idea MCF...

I haven't seen the movie yet, but looks like it would suit me.
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Okay, one more time and then I have to get some work done. I'll post this and check back in about an hour. If anyone wants to cut and paste to make updates, please feel free.

Updated roster (Bwana is busy giving our coach a vote of confidence):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, ????
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
C/Creator of Wood: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Worthless moron: Packfan

Only five more slots to fill!

MM
~~Will check later . . . needs to earn some pay.

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Any oponents? Maybe Ken can put together his "all knowing" team. Us idiots against the know it alls. Go for it Ken - show us your other team.
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We haven't taken care of the most important matters yet!

- What are our team colors?
- What is our helmet design?
- Do we hafta wear red pants? (eck)
- What is our mascot?
- Team song?
- Where do we play? (LA is open)
- Cheerleaders uniforms!

And last, but not least, can we get Burt Reynolds to throw out the first ball?

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Do we hafta wear red pants?

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I vote that at least Cameron gets to wear her 'underoos.'
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Clearly, our mascot should be Cow Patty.
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