Meh, i appreciate the sentiment.
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Well, it's not like a random stranger off the street could do worse than their past 20 years.
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Okay, maybe 'stupid' is too strong. However, it smacks of an ill-conceived publicity stunt. When are the Browns going to take football seriously? Looks like not this year.
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I'd pay to script the first 20 plays for the Chiefs or the Broncos. I would have different types of fun with each.
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Well, if you read the article it's for a preseason game and raising charity . OP is not accurate.
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Good catch. Missed that bit. Let's see if I can change the title.
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You mean you didn't read the article you posted about. :-)

You should be out fishing anyway! I caught my limit Walleye this morning and already have them cleaned and on my 3rd beer.
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That sounds like it would be an amazing experience. Would absolutely do this if I was super-rich.
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I skimmed through it; saw the headline on ESPN, which was basically exactly what I used for the title. My bad.

Already been fishing today. Caught some slab bluegills and nearly landed a monster carp. Over 20 lbs.

Wish we had some good walleye fishing here. Best eating freshwater fish, IMO.
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Now if they asked for help drafting players too, they may be on to something...
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Oh ,you don't have to be rich to go fishin. Lots of people use cane poles and worms.
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:-) Why are the fish on your beer?
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I would not...because I would SUCK at playcalling. I like to just bitch about it after the fact, like a good fan.:-)
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I'd do a running play on the first 3 downs, and a Hail Mary on the 4th every time. No punts.

I'm asking for 500k per year, plus a condo next to Kareem so I can shoot video of him ****ing up...I can sell that to TMZ for extra income.

HIRE ME
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