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Washington DC and The Holy Land>If he loses the election, Trump mused Friday, ‘Maybe I’ll have to leave the country.’
Fish 12:19 PM 10-17-2020
Sounds totally confident...

If he loses the election, Trump mused Friday, ‘Maybe I’ll have to leave the country.’

[...]

At one point, Mr. Trump threatened to leave the country should he lose the election.

“Could you imagine if I lose?” he said. “I’m not going to feel so good. Maybe I’ll have to leave the country, I don’t know.”

Trailing in the polls and at a significant cash deficit compared with Mr. Biden, Mr. Trump tried to argue that he was opting against raising more money as he enters the final stretch of the election.

“I could raise more money,” he said. “I would be the world’s greatest fund-raiser, but I just don’t want to do it.”

Mr. Trump’s campaign announced this week that he had raised over $247 million last month, far short of the record $383 million raised by Mr. Biden’s campaign and affiliated Democratic committees.

The president also delivered a discursive monologue about what he cast as a choice to not be more presidential, an allusion to the chaotic style that has turned off suburban women, a group that helped boost Mr. Trump to victory four years ago.

“I used to go and I’d imitate a president who’s playing presidential — it’s so easy compared to what we do,” he said. “I said, ‘I can be more presidential than any president in our history with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln when he wore the hat, that’s tough to beat.’”

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JohnnyHammersticks 05:06 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
I really really hope this all ends with him arranging a summit with Putin in Moscow as a ruse for him to defect during his last months in office. That way it will be really hard for anyone to not reconcile with the fact that he is a self-interested coward.

Imagine Trump in Russia. For the first couple of months its the biggest story in the world. He does interviews on Russian State TV, talking about how the Deep State caused him to flee the country. Insisting he's still the President and he never really lost the election.

But then, slowly but as sure as the changing tide, fewer journalists are calling. Fewer requests for an interview. For a couple months he can still call up reporters and have what he says to them be newsworthy. But eventually they stop returning his calls. America and the world has moved on. He was a blip, a flash in the pan. He exposed deep wounds that the American people need to address. But he was a complication, not the original infection.

No one really wants to know what he has to say anymore. Because no ones cares.

He's now truly alone. In reality he has always been alone. He just hadn't realized it. Now he has regular contact with no one but his FSB bodyguards/handlers. He's stuck in a golden prison of his own making. He lives next to Yanukovych. But Viktor, being Ukrainian knows the culture and the language. Trump is never able to master anything but the ability to mumble some words that border on the incomprehensible in the language.

His days are spent in a unexceptional (in his eyes), dacha on the black sea. He's never far from the ever present sight of Russian Security Services. He lives off a modest Kremlin funded stipend. But domestic pressure is building on the United Russia Party to scale it back. He has no income of his own anymore. His assets are frozen and seized around the World.

His children are indicted. He didn't tell them of his plans to flee beforehand and they were as surprised as anyone. But, perhaps for the first time in their lives, Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric feel the curious absence of a pressure they can't explain. At first they can't figure it out. They each face years in prison yet they have never felt more free. They confide in each other and they soon realize that the weight lifted from their souls is that of their father. Free from his domineering presence they all plea to lesser charges. Putting the blame squarely on the narcissistic father whose "Stockholm Syndrome" like grip on them is slipping. They are sentenced. Don Jr. gets 18 months in Federal Prison. Ivanka and Jared are sentenced to staggered 12 month sentences. Eric cooperates fully and is not charged.

They are forbidden from contacting their father as part of their plea agreements. But they have no such desires. They don't care. Melania files for divorce almost immediately after his flight. She gains full custody of Barron in uncontested hearings. Her and her son are slowly spending more and more time in Slovenia. Eventually they relocate permanently. Melania and Barron split their time between Ljubljana and the French Riviera. Very sparingly visiting the States anymore. Her autobiography detailing the mental, emotional, and at times physical abuse she suffered becomes an international best seller. Trump's American passport has long since been revoked and the Slovene Government, as well as the EU, bans him from entry into the Schengen Area. He never sees, much less talks to them, again Trump becomes increasingly paranoid. He frequently tears his dacha apart looking for listening devices planted by Mossad, the Democrats, CIA, MI6 or whatever globalist conspiracy is hunting him this week. Soon he has no use for the teenage sex workers he has always fancied. Never having been a drinker, food becomes his only vice. He begins to put on weight. A lot of weight. As he slips into morbid obesity he nears 355 pounds.

He very often rants and raves at his bodyguards. His tenuous grip on reality is slipping. Some days he doesn't seem to know where he is. He is borderline catatonic on occasion. Spending days in his bedroom suite without leaving, only to eventually emerge in a fresh, albeit cheap and ill-fitting, suit. His wispy hair, long kept alive by the marvels of modern hair care technology, perfectly coiffed. During these fleeting moments of seeming sanity, he doesn't seem to remember much of the last decades. Believing himself to still be a pompous fixture of the New York real estate scene. He once even asked his handlers how the New Jersey Generals were fairing this season.

But within two or three days he is once again disheveled and ranting about the Deep State. His speech becoming more slurred and incomprehensible by the year. A series of strokes leaves his body partially paralyzed on one side. He now requires round the clock nursing. Incontinence soon follows.

Eventually he's found on the floor of his dacha, face down in a puddle of his own vomit. He is discovered by the morning nurse as she begins her shift. His breathing is slow, his heart rate is faint. He never again regains consciousness. He looks to have collapsed at some point in the night. During a mad, partially paralyzed slog to the bathroom in a vain attempt to avoid soiling his bed once again.

The official cause of death is a heart attack. Which is likely true but having outlived his usefulness, the Russian government has long since seen him as an embarrassing liability. His asylum has been a sticking point in relations with the West for years and conspiracy theories alleging his assassination at the hands of the FSB or CIA abound. The Russians offer to repatriate his remains. Although his family, while not outright refusing, is lukewarm to the prospect. They have moved on. Barron and Tiffany don't even use his surname anymore. Unable to find a solution, the Russians bury him in a modest grave. It was originally planned to be temporary but a long term solution never comes to fruition. Before too long everyone has forgotten. In death he remains infamous. His name uttered in the same breath as other embarrassing episodes of American History. Some infinite presidents are recognized for the disasters they got us into like the Iraq war and the Vietnam war, but Trump managed to kill far more Americans than that by simple incompetence. A quarter of a million people died as a result of his ego, and then close to that many died the following year while the country worked to sort out the mess he left behind and get the virus under control.

In US History textbooks he is relegated to a few paragraphs. Not more than half a page in the section on politics. In fact he has mentioned far more in the discussion of disasters that hit the United States than on any sort of political achievements - because he didn’t actually achieve anything, he simply failed to act based on his own arrogance. And that’s all he’s remembered for. He's brought up in conjunction with a wider discussion on the Political gridlock of the late 2000s, 2010s and early 20s. In the end, he is nothing more than the answer to a few multiple choice questions on an 11th Grade History Final. His legacy once seemed destined to be that of a pompous, arrogant game show host and real estate fraudster. Nothing but a textbook example of that which one would describe as "tacky".

Now he is simply: "What was the name of the President attributed to the largest preventable disaster in American history?”
TLDR version: Looks like Dave's TDS water just broke. Or is it menstrual blood? :-)


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eDave 06:47 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
TLDR version: Looks like Dave's TDS water just broke. Or is it menstrual blood? :-)

Trump, like many malignant narcissists, is deeply insecure. He knows he is dumb, which is why he has to declare himself a genius. He knows he is morbidly obese, which is why he lies about his height and weight at his physical. He knows he is a weak, chicken shit coward, which is why a POW who endured years of torture and returned to the US and became a respected statesman was so threatening to Trump. Donald lies to himself as much as he lies to us. He desperately wants, needs, to believe himself strong and smart and capable.

People like John McCain, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Joe Biden, etc. drudge up Trump’s insecurities by virtue of outperforming him in such spectacular ways. Anyone who has been raised by or with a narcissist can spot this from a mile a way. The US has been in an abusive relationship, it’s time to make the abuser pack his bags and get the fuck out of our house.

Then proceed down the path laid out earlier, as deserved.
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JohnnyHammersticks 06:50 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
Trump, like many malignant narcissists, is deeply insecure. He knows he is dumb, which is why he has to declare himself a genius. He knows he is morbidly obese, which is why he lies about his height and weight at his physical. He knows he is a weak, chicken shit coward, which is why a POW who endured years of torture and returned to the US and became a respected statesman was so threatening to Trump. Donald lies to himself as much as he lies to us. He desperately wants, needs, to believe himself strong and smart and capable.

People like John McCain, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Joe Biden, etc. drudge up Trump’s insecurities by virtue of outperforming him in such spectacular ways. Anyone who has been raised by or with a narcissist can spot this from a mile a way. The US has been in an abusive relationship, it’s time to make the abuser pack his bags and get the fuck out of our house.

Then proceed down the path laid out earlier, as deserved.
So. Incredibly. Gay.

How much rent are you charging Trump for living in your pea-sized brain 24/7/365?
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eDave 07:07 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
So. Incredibly. Gay.

How much rent are you charging Trump for living in your pea-sized brain 24/7/365?
Your lover is about to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

Why does it matter if I'm gay? The zealousness of your homophobia raises questions about you, TBH. People quit caring a long time ago.

And yea, I have never hated anyone in my entire life as much as I hate Trump. I can’t think of any living person who is more revolting to me.
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Bowser 07:36 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
wall o' text....
Originally Posted by eDave:
...part two
What Democratic Underground blue hell site did you copypasta that from?
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eDave 07:52 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by Bowser:
What Democratic Underground blue hell site did you copypasta that from?
What's interesting is that is was originally authored over a year ago.
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Spott 07:53 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
Your lover is about to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

Why does it matter if I'm gay? The zealousness of your homophobia raises questions about you, TBH. People quit caring a long time ago.

And yea, I have never hated anyone in my entire life as much as I hate Trump. I can’t think of any living person who is more revolting to me.
You should probably stop watching and reading the news. You’ll find that it will make you much happier not following all of the crap that goes on with politics. This is probably a little cynical, but knowing that politicians don’t care about me makes it pretty easy not to care about them.
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eDave 07:55 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by Spott:
You should probably stop watching and reading the news. You’ll find that it will make you much happier not following all of the crap that goes on with politics. This is probably a little cynical, but knowing that politicians don’t care about me makes it pretty easy not to care about them.
The hatred isn't about politics. And I'm not mad about any of that, as self identified some time ago.

Posting here is just for a couple of days now and then. It's the same rush Jerry Springer fans were addicted to for years on end.
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JohnnyHammersticks 08:07 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
Your lover is about to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

Why does it matter if I'm gay? The zealousness of your homophobia raises questions about you, TBH. People quit caring a long time ago.

And yea, I have never hated anyone in my entire life as much as I hate Trump. I can’t think of any living person who is more revolting to me.
:-)


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stevieray 08:08 PM 10-17-2020
:-)

Great sense of humor.
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Prison Bitch 08:36 PM 10-17-2020
Originally Posted by eDave:
What's interesting is that is was originally authored over a year ago.
Nobody will read that
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Fish 11:47 PM 10-17-2020
:-)... remember when some of you guys were making fun of celebrities for threatening to leave the country if Trump was elected? Here's another whiny celeb threatening to leave the country if a certain person is elected.....
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jackkked 12:12 AM Yesterday
Share when you REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by eDave:
I really really hope this all ends with him arranging a summit with Putin in Moscow as a ruse for him to defect during his last months in office. That way it will be really hard for anyone to not reconcile with the fact that he is a self-interested coward.

Imagine Trump in Russia. For the first couple of months its the biggest story in the world. He does interviews on Russian State TV, talking about how the Deep State caused him to flee the country. Insisting he's still the President and he never really lost the election.

But then, slowly but as sure as the changing tide, fewer journalists are calling. Fewer requests for an interview. For a couple months he can still call up reporters and have what he says to them be newsworthy. But eventually they stop returning his calls. America and the world has moved on. He was a blip, a flash in the pan. He exposed deep wounds that the American people need to address. But he was a complication, not the original infection.

No one really wants to know what he has to say anymore. Because no ones cares.

He's now truly alone. In reality he has always been alone. He just hadn't realized it. Now he has regular contact with no one but his FSB bodyguards/handlers. He's stuck in a golden prison of his own making. He lives next to Yanukovych. But Viktor, being Ukrainian knows the culture and the language. Trump is never able to master anything but the ability to mumble some words that border on the incomprehensible in the language.

His days are spent in a unexceptional (in his eyes), dacha on the black sea. He's never far from the ever present sight of Russian Security Services. He lives off a modest Kremlin funded stipend. But domestic pressure is building on the United Russia Party to scale it back. He has no income of his own anymore. His assets are frozen and seized around the World.

His children are indicted. He didn't tell them of his plans to flee beforehand and they were as surprised as anyone. But, perhaps for the first time in their lives, Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric feel the curious absence of a pressure they can't explain. At first they can't figure it out. They each face years in prison yet they have never felt more free. They confide in each other and they soon realize that the weight lifted from their souls is that of their father. Free from his domineering presence they all plea to lesser charges. Putting the blame squarely on the narcissistic father whose "Stockholm Syndrome" like grip on them is slipping. They are sentenced. Don Jr. gets 18 months in Federal Prison. Ivanka and Jared are sentenced to staggered 12 month sentences. Eric cooperates fully and is not charged.

They are forbidden from contacting their father as part of their plea agreements. But they have no such desires. They don't care. Melania files for divorce almost immediately after his flight. She gains full custody of Barron in uncontested hearings. Her and her son are slowly spending more and more time in Slovenia. Eventually they relocate permanently. Melania and Barron split their time between Ljubljana and the French Riviera. Very sparingly visiting the States anymore. Her autobiography detailing the mental, emotional, and at times physical abuse she suffered becomes an international best seller. Trump's American passport has long since been revoked and the Slovene Government, as well as the EU, bans him from entry into the Schengen Area. He never sees, much less talks to them, again Trump becomes increasingly paranoid. He frequently tears his dacha apart looking for listening devices planted by Mossad, the Democrats, CIA, MI6 or whatever globalist conspiracy is hunting him this week. Soon he has no use for the teenage sex workers he has always fancied. Never having been a drinker, food becomes his only vice. He begins to put on weight. A lot of weight. As he slips into morbid obesity he nears 355 pounds.

He very often rants and raves at his bodyguards. His tenuous grip on reality is slipping. Some days he doesn't seem to know where he is. He is borderline catatonic on occasion. Spending days in his bedroom suite without leaving, only to eventually emerge in a fresh, albeit cheap and ill-fitting, suit. His wispy hair, long kept alive by the marvels of modern hair care technology, perfectly coiffed. During these fleeting moments of seeming sanity, he doesn't seem to remember much of the last decades. Believing himself to still be a pompous fixture of the New York real estate scene. He once even asked his handlers how the New Jersey Generals were fairing this season.

But within two or three days he is once again disheveled and ranting about the Deep State. His speech becoming more slurred and incomprehensible by the year. A series of strokes leaves his body partially paralyzed on one side. He now requires round the clock nursing. Incontinence soon follows.

Eventually he's found on the floor of his dacha, face down in a puddle of his own vomit. He is discovered by the morning nurse as she begins her shift. His breathing is slow, his heart rate is faint. He never again regains consciousness. He looks to have collapsed at some point in the night. During a mad, partially paralyzed slog to the bathroom in a vain attempt to avoid soiling his bed once again.

The official cause of death is a heart attack. Which is likely true but having outlived his usefulness, the Russian government has long since seen him as an embarrassing liability. His asylum has been a sticking point in relations with the West for years and conspiracy theories alleging his assassination at the hands of the FSB or CIA abound. The Russians offer to repatriate his remains. Although his family, while not outright refusing, is lukewarm to the prospect. They have moved on. Barron and Tiffany don't even use his surname anymore. Unable to find a solution, the Russians bury him in a modest grave. It was originally planned to be temporary but a long term solution never comes to fruition. Before too long everyone has forgotten. In death he remains infamous. His name uttered in the same breath as other embarrassing episodes of American History. Some infinite presidents are recognized for the disasters they got us into like the Iraq war and the Vietnam war, but Trump managed to kill far more Americans than that by simple incompetence. A quarter of a million people died as a result of his ego, and then close to that many died the following year while the country worked to sort out the mess he left behind and get the virus under control.

In US History textbooks he is relegated to a few paragraphs. Not more than half a page in the section on politics. In fact he has mentioned far more in the discussion of disasters that hit the United States than on any sort of political achievements - because he didn’t actually achieve anything, he simply failed to act based on his own arrogance. And that’s all he’s remembered for. He's brought up in conjunction with a wider discussion on the Political gridlock of the late 2000s, 2010s and early 20s. In the end, he is nothing more than the answer to a few multiple choice questions on an 11th Grade History Final. His legacy once seemed destined to be that of a pompous, arrogant game show host and real estate fraudster. Nothing but a textbook example of that which one would describe as "tacky".

Now he is simply: "What was the name of the President attributed to the largest preventable disaster in American history?”

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listopencil 02:31 AM Yesterday
Originally Posted by eDave:
And yea, I have never hated anyone in my entire life as much as I hate Trump. I can’t think of any living person who is more revolting to me.


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Ninerfan11 03:13 AM Yesterday
He's done!!!!
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