Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Damn, this dude is a tool. Who in the hell brags about getting some chicks phone # and then takes pictures of himself doing it just to prove that he got it? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.
That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.
Originally Posted by DaFace:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.
It's the Jerry Springer Effect of the Internet.
A 300 pound woman in a thong rumbles on stage and says she's everything you wish you could be. Hilarity ensues, and she feeds off the laughing (not literally). She says "you're just jealous!". Someone stands up and says "Put a tarp on!", she says "Go to hell, twiggy!". The audience laughs, she laughs, Jerry dies a little inside.
Both parties come away feeling better about themselves, but when the dust settles and everyone has forgotten about the events that took place, I'm still just a guy that wasted 3 minutes of my day while you're still..... you.
In the battle of trolls, Chiefsplanet always wins. [Reply]
I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional. [Reply]
