Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 2509

Also, just saw Patrick has a new sponsorship! Walmart!
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Originally Posted by dlphg9:
Also, just saw Patrick has a new sponsorship! Walmart!

:-) keep that retail money flowing into his bank account. Lessen the pressure to our cap room.
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Really trying to savor this. Only on episode 2 and Kirk Cousins is just way too much of a little league coach to his team mates and just not enough of a dog.
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Originally Posted by dlphg9:
Also, just saw Patrick has a new sponsorship! Walmart!

The Broncos ownership paying the Chiefs QB for his endorsement is just incredibly funny. How much more dignity can Patrick strip from that franchise?
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze:
The Broncos ownership paying the Chiefs QB for his endorsement is just incredibly funny. How much more dignity can Patrick strip from that franchise?

Well, a lot more actually. The Walmart commercials airing in the Denver market are just the start. :-)
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Patrick said he was afraid of dogs before he got his first one (Steel). Going from scared of dogs to owning a pit bull as your first is a hell of a jump.
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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
I'm gonna get neg repped to oblivion, but whatever.

He names his kids stupid shit. The metal theme is neat and all, but Bronze is just an absolutely horrendous name. It's associated with many negative qualities. Third place. Cheap and plentiful. The Bronze Age collapse.

Call him junior around the house. Or something else. Or even better, just save the weird metal names for your dogs, not your kids.

It's a current fad to name your kids terrible names. Some woman was crying on Tiktok recently because people were like "lol why" when she named her son

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby:
It's a current fad to name your kids terrible names. Some woman was crying on Tiktok recently because people were like "lol why" when she named her son

Spoiler!

Koazy

Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed
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Not super psyched to see Mahomes shilling for NFTs though.

He doesn't need this garbo.

Gm and welcome to the @MuseumOfMahomes...

The countdown to kick-off starts now ⏰ #MuseumOfMahomes
https://t.co/mHxz0lDyRs pic.twitter.com/3mYq0M1DQX
— Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) July 17, 2023

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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
He should name his next kid Corium

Spend the length of a football game in his presence and you'll be dead.

Beryllium
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Patrick Mahomes at Home vs. on the Road:

Home: 7.7 YPA, 290.8 YPG, 5.8 TD%, 1.7 INT%, 4.3 Sack%, 100.5 Passer Rating

Road: 8.5 YPA, 314.1 YPG, 7.0 TD%, 1.6 INT%, 3.5 Sack%, 110.4 Passer Rating
— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) July 17, 2023

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:

Patrick Mahomes at Home vs. on the Road:

Home: 7.7 YPA, 290.8 YPG, 5.8 TD%, 1.7 INT%, 4.3 Sack%, 100.5 Passer Rating

Road: 8.5 YPA, 314.1 YPG, 7.0 TD%, 1.6 INT%, 3.5 Sack%, 110.4 Passer Rating
— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) July 17, 2023

He plays better when he's pissed off, so it actually makes sense.
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:

Patrick Mahomes at Home vs. on the Road:

Home: 7.7 YPA, 290.8 YPG, 5.8 TD%, 1.7 INT%, 4.3 Sack%, 100.5 Passer Rating

Road: 8.5 YPA, 314.1 YPG, 7.0 TD%, 1.6 INT%, 3.5 Sack%, 110.4 Passer Rating
— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) July 17, 2023

So, we need to play our playoff games on the road?
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:

Patrick Mahomes at Home vs. on the Road:

Home: 7.7 YPA, 290.8 YPG, 5.8 TD%, 1.7 INT%, 4.3 Sack%, 100.5 Passer Rating

Road: 8.5 YPA, 314.1 YPG, 7.0 TD%, 1.6 INT%, 3.5 Sack%, 110.4 Passer Rating
— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) July 17, 2023

Yeah it sucks slinging it when its cold
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze:
The Broncos ownership paying the Chiefs QB for his endorsement is just incredibly funny. How much more dignity can Patrick strip from that franchise?

Coors Light sponsorship as well since they are based in Denver.
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