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Who are some CPers that you miss that aren't confirmed dead, but probably are?

The obvious ones are FAX, Skip Towne, and Mr Blond.

Who else?
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And here comes the pea positivity club. Spreading their little green lies. It starts with a handful in the soups and shepard's pie. Next thing you know, all the casseroles are tinted pale green. They think they're clever trying to pair it with other veggies. I'm sure you've heard their awful mantras. "Goes together like peas and carrots?" Deceit!

Wake up, sheeple. You're eating the peaness.

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Originally Posted by Fish:
And here comes the pea positivity club. Spreading their little green lies. It starts with a handful in the soups and shepard's pie. Next thing you know, all the casseroles are tinted pale green. They think they're clever trying to pair it with other veggies. I'm sure you've heard their awful mantras. "Goes together like peas and carrots?" Deceit!

Wake up, sheeple. You're eating the peaness.

Oh oh. Peaness envy.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
We like to race to see who can get 1 speared on each tine.

If ESPN2 showed that, I'd probably get cable again.
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Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Pea are one of the best vegetables out there. They're tasty and nutritious and it's fun to chase them around on the plate.

"She ate her peas ONE AT A TIME!"

-Seinfeld
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Originally Posted by Simply Red:
I like fucking peas you little bitches!

Eat fuck pea, queer!
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You can use peas to catch a polar bear.

First cut a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around the circumference of the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, just kick him in the ice hole.
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and how dare you thumbs down me Dartgod!
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Originally Posted by Dartgod:
You can use peas to catch a polar bear.

First cut a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around the circumference of the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, just kick him in the ice hole.

My step dads grandpa told me this joke when I was a wee lad, my step dad used to tell it to my sons, I’ve told it to several nephews/nieces myself.

Classic….
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I am watching a video on Sedalia Missourah on a Saturday night (Sunday morning!)

F my life!

You guys can watch it if you want to.

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I remember when I was seven or eight my stepdad tried to get me to eat peas. I refused, and he insisted. Started getting ugly. I finally got a mouthful of the things and spat them at him; I distinctly remember the peas bouncing off his face. Got my ass beat, but he gave up on the peas thing. And that was the last time I had one of the nasty goddamn things in my mouth.

Pea free for 50 years! :-)
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On Dad's payday we bought sewer peas, growing up.
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I used to throw my peas under the table where my little sister sat.
Worked great for years.
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Originally Posted by seclark:
I used to throw my peas under the table where my little sister sat.
Worked great for years.
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I know why you call me sis now 🥰❤️
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
Peas are underrated, they're really healthy, good for the digestive system and a good source of plant based protein. Frozen peas are the way to go, in fact today I cooked some bacon pieces and then mixed a bag of frozen peas and blackeyed peas, boiled them up drained, tossed in the bacon, garlic powder and yumm.

Next time I think adding a little fresh red onion at the end would give it a perfect little crunch in there.

Always loved "cream peas and salmon patties".:-)
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Originally Posted by Frazod:
I remember when I was seven or eight my stepdad tried to get me to eat peas. I refused, and he insisted. Started getting ugly. I finally got a mouthful of the things and spat them at him; I distinctly remember the peas bouncing off his face. Got my ass beat, but he gave up on the peas thing. And that was the last time I had one of the nasty goddamn things in my mouth.

Pea free for 50 years! :-)

No justice.
No peas.
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