Getting him coloring the nipple was great timing
:-)
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Bump for Sofa King.
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Good job honoring the promise. I honestly thought you'd be far more dorky. Nice watch champ.
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It's a fossil.
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Shit I missed this! Hometeam is the best dude on here.
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that's fine -
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Seiko? Casio?
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Sure, I had (about) Tag tiered watches when I was married - I sold them all - seriously,I don't care - there's not 2k difference between an Omega and a Tag. They're overrated, sunglasses of all things are more important to me than watches are - Conversely; I can dig a nice automatic, just not a terribly important utility for me.

Seiko? do you mean would I wear Seiko or Casio ...? Or which one?? - I'd wear either - not really a preference between the two - I'd imagine Seiko get nicer than Casio do, however Casio for a nice retro feel/look.

I currently have a black digital Neff watch that says something like 'Flavor' on the backside, it was $19 on Ebay. :-)
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I was joking, trying to figure out what you thought was a shitty watch
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A swatch
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Dude, Hometeam has it down.

You know what a great pickup line is for the ladies?

"Hey, you wanna see the worst tattoo you've ever seen?"

Gets them every fucking time!!!
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I feel like my colored in one had it nailed. And Neil clearly agrees as he also colored in the nipples.
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Good lord....
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Flavored marker?
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Of COURSE my man Home Team is smashing chics.

He's got Michelangelo's Sistine Arrowhead chapel ceiling on his chest. Lady panties drop like the price of firecrackers on July 5 when he tells them he'll shovel their guts around until they find Waldo in that brilliant masterpiece.

He wouldn't get more ass if his Tinder Profile showed him swimming in a pool of $100 bills than he'd get with a photo of that tat.
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