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View Poll Results: What attributes will my new neighbor(s) have? Check all that apply.
Will be “distant friendly”, waving but seldom chatting 18 36.00%
Will be a Chiefs fan 3 6.00%
Will be a cult 7 14.00%
Will be a member of Chiefsplanet 1 2.00%
Will be a recluse, never leaving the house 5 10.00%
Will be a stoner 17 34.00%
Will be a vegan 10 20.00%
Will be an avid Broncos fan 24 48.00%
Will be retired 3 6.00%
Will be swingers who propose wife swapping 7 14.00%
Will be the Barney and Betty to my Fried and Wilma and we'll do everything together 2 4.00%
Will be very interested in unexplained phenomena like Bigfoot and UFOs 6 12.00%
Will be Von Miller 6 12.00%
Will be more than 15 years younger than me 14 28.00%
Will come into my house unannounced and take food out of my refrigerator 6 12.00%
Will contain a registered sex offender (not a teacher who scored with a student) 9 18.00%
Will contain a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student. 7 14.00%
Will contain an adult child who never launched 10 20.00%
Will eventually hop a freighter to Venezuela with me 3 6.00%
Will give out amazing candy at Halloween, like 16 ounce Hershey bars 4 8.00%
Will grow large quantities of marijuana in the house 9 18.00%
Will hang out on my porch with me, drinking Pibb Xtra and commenting on pedestrians 3 6.00%
Will have a constantly barking dog 13 26.00%
Will have a Duggar-like family composition 3 6.00%
Will have a scorchingly hot college-age daughter 5 10.00%
Will have a telescope pointed toward my window 8 16.00%
Will have a weird tech job that I can't even make conversation about, so I can only nod when they tell me 5 10.00%
Will have awesome Christmas lights 3 6.00%
Will have weird and dull hobbies that don’t interest me at all. 10 20.00%
Will include an attractive mature woman who does naked yoga 5 10.00%
Will include at least one nude sunbather woman 3 6.00%
Will invite us onto their yacht for epic adventures 1 2.00%
Will let me play with their cat. 4 8.00%
Will like my wife, but not me. 11 22.00%
Will maintain a world-class yard 2 4.00%
Will move out again within two years 8 16.00%
Will mow their lawn in Bermuda shorts and sandals with socks 6 12.00%
Will never acknowledge my existence 7 14.00%
Will not speak English 6 12.00%
Will own a loud motorcycle that they rev early in the morning 6 12.00%
Will paint their house in zebra stripes or camo 3 6.00%
Will put out planters that are made from old tires or barrels 7 14.00%
Will regularly bring me delicious homemade pies 2 4.00%
Will rent out an AirBnB room 6 12.00%
Will restore my faith in humanity with their kindness 1 2.00%
Will shovel my walk of snow just to be nice 1 2.00%
Will sit on a couch on their porch, wearing a wife beater shirt and glaring at me 11 22.00%
Will take issue with our fence placement 11 22.00%
I think the house will sit vacant and never be occupied. 2 4.00%
I think your neighbors are imaginary and you really live next door to an empty lot. 4 8.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll
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Nzoner's Game Room>My neighbor is moving.
Rain Man 12:32 PM 05-25-2018
I've lived in my house for 23 years, and I've always had the same two next door neighbors. Now one of them is going to move and I'm going to have to break in a new neighbor. I don't like the pace of change that I'm seeing.

I don't know what to expect. What will my new neighbor be like?

Poll coming in a moving van that will park in front of my house.
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displacedinMN 12:34 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by RubberSponge:
That is hardly a barn. Still not seeing the severity of the issue. Who the hells wants to sit out and watch the glorious view of a waste/runoff pond?

Admit it. You're just mad he has a shed to put his shit in and a better lawn than you.
I have a 4 car garage. So I would not need a shed in my yard.

And this is Minnesota-its a lake:-). Ok not really.
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Rain Man 12:36 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
I have a 4 car garage.
Yes, but does it have a lake view?
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displacedinMN 12:37 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Yes, but does it have a lake view?
not anymore
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Abba-Dabba 12:39 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
I have a 4 car garage. So I would not need a shed in my yard.

And this is Minnesota-its a lake:-). Ok not really.
You put your mowers in the garage? Aren't you afraid the wife will run them over..... with you on it, while hanging out in the garage??
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displacedinMN 12:43 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by RubberSponge:
You put your mowers in the garage? Aren't you afraid the wife will run them over..... with you on it, while hanging out in the garage??
Know it from experience?
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Abba-Dabba 12:48 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
Know it from experience?

I'll have you know, I do like to hang out in my garage. Where else would you expect me to flip off my neighbors as they drive by?
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Rain Man 12:48 PM 06-15-2018
On the topic of obstructed views, I know one organization in Denver that's on the top floor of a building, and they have (had) a great view of the entire Front Range of mountains. The last time I was there a couple of years ago, they were sadly watching the construction of a high rise a couple of blocks to their west that was going to cover up the entire middle part of the view. I think they're leasing, but you have to figure that the value of their offices is going to tank on the next lease.
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Abba-Dabba 12:53 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
On the topic of obstructed views, I know one organization in Denver that's on the top floor of a building, and they have (had) a great view of the entire Front Range of mountains. The last time I was there a couple of years ago, they were sadly watching the construction of a high rise a couple of blocks to their west that was going to cover up the entire middle part of the view. I think they're leasing, but you have to figure that the value of their offices is going to tank on the next lease.
I think the Denver real estate market will begin to go down next year. The type of growth that has been happening can only be sustained for so long.
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Rain Man 01:03 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by RubberSponge:
I think the Denver real estate market will begin to go down next year. The type of growth that has been happening can only be sustained for so long.
It's astounding how much residential development has occurred in central Denver. And nearly all of it has been rental housing. We're having a ton of population growth, but ... wow. Are they all moving into my 'hood? I don't know if the 'burbs are growing this fast, but it's amazing. They've added thousands of housing units within three miles of my house in the past three years, and it's still happening.
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Flying High D 01:04 PM 06-15-2018
Where you neighbors going?
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Rain Man 01:07 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by Flying High D:
Where you neighbors going?
He's moving to Las Vegas. He's in his early 60s and can get a larger house there for half the price, and it'll help him free up capital for retirement. It seems like a pretty good plan for him.
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displacedinMN 01:13 PM 06-15-2018
Originally Posted by RubberSponge:
I'll have you know, I do like to hang out in my garage. Where else would you expect me to flip off my neighbors as they drive by?
I like your way of thinking.
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