ChiefsPlanet Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill?? - Page 6

Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
You ever so much as extend a fist at me, and you draw back a stump

Are you a samurai?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
I mean, really...33 posts?

It's been probably, what, 10+ years since she posted that? She needs to give us an update on those bad boys. I think the last time she came around she was married and had recently had a little boy.
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I'd like to see an update of redhead too. Maybe I'm not wrong. Maybe I accidentally made the right choice.
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Can I shorten the list by fucking them to death? If so, then
Marry BEP (she can cook)
Fuck BEP to death
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Been nice knowing you all.
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1.) Me
2.) Me
3.) Me
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Originally Posted by loochy:
1.) Me
2.) Me
3.) Me

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Originally Posted by scho63:
1. Marry - ChiefRocka: that guy was in cryptos 7-8 years ago and must be dripping in Benjamins. They say marry for money.

2. **** - Amnorix: that Patriots dude got away too easily. Ill be gay for a night and **** him like Mahomes will **** the Patriots for the next 10 years.

3. Kill - Ill call RodeoShitHisPants2xs, AdolfOliverBush and mkp978 and invite those three turdballs to a fancy dinner and speech by their favorite politician. Along the way I will stop for liquor, leave the car running and tell them Ill be right out. Once inside Ill detonate the bomb in my trunk and those three will be in Snowflake Troll Hell together.

The End

TRIGGERED. :-)
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1) I hate the off season 2) I am beginning to feel I am too old for this board.
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
I mean, really...33 posts?

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Marry: Rainman--He seems like a chill dude who likes to get out and do fun shit.
Fuck: Katipan--I've got a hunch she's freaky in the sack.
Kill: Cooper--Biggest douche in CP history.
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
Marry: Rainman--He seems like a chill dude who likes to get out and do fun shit.
Fuck: Katipan--I've got a hunch she's freaky in the sack.
Kill: Cooper--Biggest douche in CP history.

Chill straight dudes should marry each other more often tbh!
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Originally Posted by burt:
1) I hate the off season 2) I am beginning to feel I am too old for this board.

You're never too old to marry, fuck, and/or kill!
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Are you a samurai?

It's been probably, what, 10+ years since she posted that? She needs to give us an update on those bad boys. I think the last time she came around she was married and had recently had a little boy.

I think she’s got multiple kids now.
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Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.
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