Fair enough. If you start working on coming up with a cure, call me up I'll pay to watch you.
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That’s still very good.
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Maybe you can get a girlfriend now.
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Come on Kurt, I know you love watching track, rasslin, and dem blues.
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Smackdown got canceled...they're going to tape it at the PC, so dudes wrestling in front of no one.
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3 good friends from golf club and their wives had tickets and rooms booked in April to Spain and Italy for 10 days.

Not anymore.
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Boys’ March Madness trip to Vegas at risk. Sigh
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My daughter's girls go to Europe trip looking dismal. I told her not to go last year. Who the hell goes to Europe before getting a job? LOL
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RETAIL REPORT:

Toilet Paper is gone. Cleaning supplies are about wiped out.
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so, if someone passes you a doob, i guess you're supposed to just say no?
asking for a friend.
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Great excuse for everyone to roll their own.

According to a friend.
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Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
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Hop in the shower. Problem solved.

Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with.
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This.

I’m putting all my extra TP (and there’s a LOT) up on eBay and making bank!
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Took all the guns out of my safes and put the TP in.
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