Im bored... what to do?
Ill whack it at this comp here...
Oh yeah!! wait, who's there?
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Drop your peewee Taco
nasty crap spackled keyboard
cheeto bag, Yours.
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:-)
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A monitor and door is all you need
To spill the junk we use to breed.
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Hickory dickory dock
Stop whacking off at my desk!
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:-) Not poetic but appropriate. :-)
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:-) :-) - you're a true poet soul.
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It is very nice of you to not mention he was at the planet looking at a pic of phob....

was it bookmarked bighead?
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Ah, masturbating.
I love working overtime.
Getting paid to spank.
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Came to work to check the clock,
Suprised to see you tug your cock
Tug and Pull and all the rest
What Fug?! You're At MY DESK?

Drop your Prick and step away
The Porn you picked, Midget Gay?
Don't slow down, going faster
When it comes to Baiting,
You're the Master
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Fire Me Boys office
His underwear is not here
Guess I'll surf the net
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This isn't slipping past the day crew on my watch.
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Yeah, I was going to bump it tomorrow.
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Heh. Great story. Here's what I'd do:

If you work at a big company with "big brother" type security, then I think you have to rat the guy out. Otherwise, you stand to lose your job for looking at porn (which you didn't do). If you "are the tech guy," as you say, and you no that no one else is checking your computer's history, I'd probably just tormet the guy over the next few months with tons of pun and maturbatory euphamisims.

Of course, I'd wipe down the stuff on your desk. but honestly, being overly concerned about heath in this situation is silly. Sperm and most diseases can't live outside of the body for long at all, and are usually easily killed with basic cleaning supplies like Windex. Just wipe shit down, and you'll be fine.

Finally, next time you are stroking it on company time (we all do it, right?), I'd walk over to his cube, cum in his lap, and leave without saying a word.
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Sperm dies instantly if the temperature isn't right. Still gross as f*ck. Piss is sterile, but you don't drink it (well most of us don't).
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