someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking retarded.
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YOU CAN'T READ. Why in the hell would she need to "rush to the Dr." when she IS A DOCTOR. The lady isn't contesting the manner in which her child was conceived.
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Retarded is absolutely correct.

Christ.


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I am going to leave this with a WOW that's a truly unbelievable position.
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I GIVE UP.... :-)
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That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...

Wow.

How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom."
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Well, here's another link to the story:

http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_...055110537.html
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Wow. It sure is a good thing you take it in the butt otherwise I'm not sure I could take all the dumb emanating from you.
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I don't have to deal with her. I can walk away anytime. I was speaking from my brutha, stumppy's perspective.
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Hillariously entertaining threads. lmao
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So let me get this strait.

She's a doctor. She played him a song on the skin flute. She kept the batter and basted an egg later.

She's a doctor........a highly paid Physician, who became pregnant through deciet, and He has to pay $800/month?

why does she need that kind of loot?
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Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie
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:-) I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.
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East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick? :-)

Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."

Whatever works for you though, man.

:-)
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Hmmm? It just seems like the place to use this:
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