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Grizzly Bear 74 79.57%
Gorilla 18 19.35%
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Nzoner's Game Room>Grizzly Bear vs. Gorilla
MarkDavis'Haircut 02:55 PM 06-18-2024
Who wins?
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ThrobProng 02:57 PM 06-18-2024
If both animals are 100% motivated to fight, the gorilla destroys the bear.
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Sassy Squatch 02:59 PM 06-18-2024
Probably a draw. Both animals are easily capable of inflicting fatal wounds on the other.
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ThaVirus 03:05 PM 06-18-2024
The gorilla’s chances are functionally zero.

I have a better chance of killing a gorilla than a gorilla does a Grizzly.
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Megatron96 03:05 PM 06-18-2024
I'll take the grizz. Teeth and claws, plus grizzlies kill for a living, gorillas don't. Not saying gorillas don't kill, but only in specific situations so not that often, while grizzlies pretty much have to kill on a regular basis to eat.
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IowaHawkeyeChief 03:06 PM 06-18-2024
Grizzly would make quick work of the gorilla, their claws would slice through a gorilla like a hot knife through butter...

asked and answered here:

https://www.onthegofitnesspro.com/go...%20the%20bites.

and here:


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Spott 03:06 PM 06-18-2024
Both have less back hair than Denise.
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Frazod 03:09 PM 06-18-2024
Gotta go with the bear. I don't think it would be particularly close.
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MagicHef 03:11 PM 06-18-2024
Grizzlies are typically around twice the size of a gorilla. I don't think it would be a contest.
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LoneWolf 03:11 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
If both animals are 100% motivated to fight, the gorilla destroys the bear.
Please explain this logic. The bear is bigger, heavier, sharp claws, a better set of teeth for killing, and the bear is naturally more ferocious. I don't see any way the gorilla is not absolutely destroyed by the bear in pretty short order.
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alpha_omega 03:12 PM 06-18-2024
Da Bears.
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Sassy Squatch 03:17 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief:
Grizzly would make quick work of the gorilla, their claws would slice through a gorilla like a hot knife through butter...

asked and answered here:

https://www.onthegofitnesspro.com/go...%20the%20bites.

and here:

:-) The weaponized autism in that video is amazing.
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Rain Man 03:20 PM 06-18-2024
Is the gorilla trained to use a gun? That's the only way the gorilla can pull this off. The grizzly has a massive size advantage and a massive claw advantage.
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Coochie liquor 03:21 PM 06-18-2024
I’m taking the gorilla. I think the gorilla is more agile, able to grab with its hands, and could evade the bear enough to wear it down some. But I could be wrong. The bear is more of a straight line animal, and like my Dane, it’s gonna take a second for it to get its ass around. (My smaller dog loves to get Tarzan into tight spaces when they’re playing cuz he can get around him and be attacking him again before he gets spun around)
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Bwana 03:22 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
Please explain this logic. The bear is bigger, heavier, sharp claws, a better set of teeth for killing, and the bear is naturally more ferocious. I don't see any way the gorilla is not absolutely destroyed by the bear in pretty short order.

Yeah, unless the gorilla gets into a tussle with King Kong, the grizzly wins and the gorilla takes a dirt nap.
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