ChiefsPlanet Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill?? - Page 9

Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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Originally Posted by Eureka:
No point on having a hard on if you're bent over. FYI

But what if I want a Rusty Trombone??
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Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
Marry: Dave Lane (astrophotography gear & lessons)
****: Cosmo (super feminine and probably cups the balls)

Kill: SimplyRed for breaking my heart

:-)
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Originally Posted by luv:
Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.

Well we know Billay will do anal...
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I had typed the words 'fuck luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.

Oh fuck, I'm censoring myself. Am I getting old?
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
You guys don’t know this but luv and I had a lil thang a few years back

Need luv to confirm.
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
Oh fuck, I'm censoring myself. Am I getting old?

You're not old until you start buying vitamins and putting them in a pill organizer.
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Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.
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Originally Posted by bringbackmarty:
Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

Shut the fuck up bitch!
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My front page is littered with threads dedicated to football talk
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Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Worst that could happen is she gets you stoned into the 6th ring of Saturn, then bangs your brains out

He's not wrong.
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I had typed the words '**** luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.

Yeah, with having met so many people, it'd be kind of weird to say people's names, even if in jest on an online BB.
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someone's pissed off they didn't get chosen on the fuck option!

also if this comment gets thumbs up enough I will MIC THIS BITCH UP on vocaroo
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