I’ve actually been going for the short shorts look lately. My ideal length would come down to about 6 inches above the knee.

When you’ve got a body like this, you wanna show it off to everyone.
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Shit let's see sum pics
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No point on having a hard on if you're bent over. FYI
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This thread is the biggest testicle festival sausage fest I've ever seen.
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I would marry Easy 6 to fish his fishing holes and use his fishing poles.


I would fuck Hog Farmer he made a career out of getting pigs off and extracting semen so... ??



I would Kill Bill. That's anyone with variation of Bill in their name.
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:-) Oh yeah baby, use my holes and crank that pole! :-)
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I was waiting to see were I made your list before I put my official ballot...
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And speaking of fishing holes, it'd sure be nice to see you in The Fishing Thread one of these days/frowns disapprovingly

Hows the spring bite for ya?
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:-)


I'm so depressed. My van is still broke down and my other vehicle I haven't tagged or got insurance because I figured I'd be getting my van fixed but shits been tough and all i seem to do is work work work. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Haven't gone that's why i haven't been in the fishing thread but I do got a vacation in may and by golly I'm going fishing 10 days one way or another.
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So many dudes are turning gay on here. I knew I had charisma
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Thats the spirit, Bucko!

The early spring bite in all my juicy holes has been hawt, last week at Lake of the Ozarks set my new personal catfish best... again

Monstrous blue, 40 pounds minimum on a live back hooked bluegill... snapped my 35 pound mono line almost just as soon as it came into clear view at the dock

35 pound braid likely would have held

It was early like 7 pm, bait hadn't been in the water more than 5 minutes and kinda wasn't expecting it so soon, and just didn't have the net nearby enough :-)

Rolled over on its gigantic belly, took a huge dump (had never seen that behavior before) and dove hard... snap

That lake is giant bluecat Heaven
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Chiefs Planet came out of the closet the day Patrick Mahomes II was drafted.
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I had typed the words 'fuck luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.
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