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Nzoner's Game Room>Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill??
carcosa 08:06 PM 04-19-2021
Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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carcosa 08:18 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
CP is a sausage party. So no.
Guess you're stuck in Jigsaw's fucked up room until you die bitch!
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smithandrew051 08:18 PM 04-19-2021
I wouldn’t kill any of you.

I would marry any fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, because they are also my favorite team.

I would close my eyes and think about the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, which would give me a hard peepee. Then I’d be ready for the sex.
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Ming the Merciless 08:19 PM 04-19-2021
Marry: Dave Lane (astrophotography gear & lessons)
Fuck: Cosmo (super feminine and probably cups the balls)

Kill: SimplyRed for breaking my heart
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eDave 08:20 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by Graystoke:
Better snag up the three chicks on CP
There's one that gets me going by what she says. Her security of herself is off the charts. Too good for even me.
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sedated 08:20 PM 04-19-2021
F*** = Dylan

Marry = Bugeater, he can fix anything. Honorary mention to TinyE, I've seen his houses in Cali and I'd live in the pool house if it meant no prenup.

Kill = the rest
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eDave 08:21 PM 04-19-2021
I wasn't thinking of Dylan, but she too. Super cool.
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carcosa 08:22 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
I wouldn’t kill any of you.

I would marry any fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, because they are also my favorite team.

I would close my eyes and think about the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, which would give me a hard peepee. Then I’d be ready for the sex.
But if you don't kill anyone you'll be trapped forever! Kill me so you can escape!!! PLEASE!!!!!
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scho63 08:25 PM 04-19-2021
1. Marry - ChiefRocka: that guy was in cryptos 7-8 years ago and must be dripping in Benjamins. They say marry for money.

2. Fuck - Amnorix: that Patriots dude got away too easily. Ill be gay for a night and fuck him like Mahomes will fuck the Patriots for the next 10 years.

3. Kill - Ill call RodeoShitHisPants2xs, AdolfOliverBush and mkp978 and invite those three turdballs to a fancy dinner and speech by their favorite politician. Along the way I will stop for liquor, leave the car running and tell them Ill be right out. Once inside Ill detonate the bomb in my trunk and those three will be in Snowflake Troll Hell together.

The End
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smithandrew051 08:27 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by carcosa:
But if you don't kill anyone you'll be trapped forever! Kill me so you can escape!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?
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carcosa 08:32 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?
Of course!
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kstater 08:33 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Marry= eDave (he’s loaded)
Fuck= BEP (grunge fucks are the best)
Kill= Chiefshrink (douche)

Never stick your Dick in crazy.
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eDave 08:35 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by kstater:
Never stick your Dick in crazy.
3 times!

I like how you made dick a proper noun.
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The Franchise 08:37 PM 04-19-2021
Marry - TwistedChief
Fuck - Cntrygal
Kill - Penbrook
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crazycoffey 08:38 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by kstater:
Never stick your Dick in crazy.
I second this. Keep the Dicks out of me.....
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lewdog 08:40 PM 04-19-2021
Originally Posted by kstater:
Never stick your Dick in crazy.
I bet she's a freak in the sack!

Big dog's gonna eat. Woof woof!!!
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