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Nzoner's Game Room>Iowa man shot and killed while attending 8 year old sons funeral
Deberg_1990 07:38 AM 08-03-2020
Wut?

https:/www.kcci.com/amp/article/police-iowa-father-killed-while-attending-sons-funeral/33493882


DAVENPORT, Iowa —
The Davenport Police Department said that a father was murdered at his son's funeral.

According to the police, at about 11:30 a.m. Saturday, authorities responded to Weert's Funeral Home at 3625 Jersey Ridge Road. Callers said a man at the scene had a gun and a person had been shot. By standers said the man fled the scene in a vehicle.

Authorities attempted to stop the vehicle that the suspect was in, but it fled from the officers. The suspect drove at high speeds in residential areas, before the officer lost the suspect.

Jeremy Shorter, 26, of Davenport died at the hospital due to his gunshot wounds.

The Quad City Times reports that Shorter was attending his 8-year-old son's funeral who had died from cancer.

Police later located Nuemonei Laster, 24, shortly before 2 p.m. at 800 W. 15th St. Laster attempted to flee from authorities, but was taken into custody. Laster has been charged with first-degree murder, owning a gun as a felon, eluding and interference with official acts with a weapon.

Authorities are still investigating this incident. Anyone with information is asked to call the Davenport Police Department at 563-326-6125
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gblowfish 12:33 PM 08-03-2020
Seventeen kids? His wife is a clown car!
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Rain Man 12:35 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Just think, he was only 3 baby mommas away from hitting the 20 mark. Though he may have those three buns in the oven right now, who knows?

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/l...ks-to-local-4/
That victim really didn't know how to take cover, did he?
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Rain Man 12:36 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Just think, he was only 3 baby mommas away from hitting the 20 mark. Though he may have those three buns in the oven right now, who knows?

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/l...ks-to-local-4/
Wait, I have another one.

No one in this situation was firing blanks.
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vailpass 12:36 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Seventeen kids? His wife is a clown car!
Bro. He didn't have them all with the same woman. Not even close. He's 26. And holding.
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vailpass 12:37 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Wait, I have another one.

No one in this situation was firing blanks.
:-) That's the one.
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Rain Man 12:38 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Just think, he was only 3 baby mommas away from hitting the 20 mark. Though he may have those three buns in the oven right now, who knows?

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/l...ks-to-local-4/
Let me try again.

The suspect was an overworked Planned Parenthood worker who cracked under the pressure.
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Bwana 12:42 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by rabblerouser:
Haven't you heard?

Black Lives Matter.

Booted out of thread, next time, it's going to be a quality romper stint.
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stumppy 12:43 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Let me try again.

The suspect was an overworked Planned Parenthood worker who cracked under the pressure.
The victim was recently fired from his job at Planned Parenthood for conduct unbecoming.

:-)
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stanleychief 12:48 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Wait, I have another one.

No one in this situation was firing blanks.
Alternate hypothesis:

Mr. Laster WAS shooting blanks, Mrs. Laster failed a pregnancy test and Mr.Shorter was about to +1 his child count.
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Deberg_1990 12:52 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Just think, he was only 3 baby mommas away from hitting the 20 mark. Though he may have those three buns in the oven right now, who knows?

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/l...ks-to-local-4/
The Grandfather didn’t seem too broken up about it in the video.
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vailpass 12:56 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
The Grandfather didn’t seem too broken up about it in the video.
No he really didn't. Seemed like he wasn't surprised at all. Back story on this one would be interesting.
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htismaqe 12:56 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Bro. He didn't have them all with the same woman. Not even close. He's 26. And holding.
Exactly. Even if all he ever did was make kids (like exactly one every 9 months), he would have to have started at age 13 to make 17 kids by age 26. LOL
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gblowfish 12:58 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by htismaqe:
Exactly. Even if all he ever did was make kids (like exactly one every 9 months), he would have to have started at age 13 to make 17 kids by age 26. LOL
Unless she had twins and triplets on multiple occasions. However many women were involved, that about 14 more kids than he probably should have manufactured...
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htismaqe 01:03 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Unless she had twins and triplets on multiple occasions. However many women were involved, that about 14 more kids than he probably should have manufactured...
Oh man, multiple multiples? LOL
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InChiefsHeaven 01:33 PM 08-03-2020
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Just think, he was only 3 baby mommas away from hitting the 20 mark. Though he may have those three buns in the oven right now, who knows?

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/l...ks-to-local-4/
Yeeeeaaaahhh...ok. Just watched. The "grandfather" is younger than I am by a mile, and the victim was 26 years old. So...17 kids. They were so proud of the "legacy" he left behind...what the hell...:-)
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