Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaFace:
In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.
And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
ALso the original pic WAS NOT taken in my apartment. It was at the blonde girl's place.
But you're not insecure at all.
I'm not nearly as insightful as Donger but I've got a dollar that says your favorite uncle also tells everybody you're his favorite nephew. Why don't you have a seat and tell us about your uncle's hygiene habits and why that smell makes you cry? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
But you're not insecure at all.
I'm not nearly as insightful as Donger but I've got a dollar that says your favorite uncle also tells everybody you're his favorite nephew. Why don't you have a seat and tell us about your uncle's hygiene habits and why that smell makes you cry?
Ouch! Good job! :-) it's like riding a bike, he's like a mini GoChiefs. [Reply]
Also, if you don't mind, Mr. Midnight_Vulture, can you tell us about the time you got your Grandma to do a strip tease to the tune of "We Built This City On Rock And Roll"?
This thread is full of fail and win by everyone. Im just shocked people really care about someone else on this board that much, where a thread like this gets posts. [Reply]
