We know the idiots hoarding bottled water have zero idea about how viruses spread, the water supply, and anything, really. The toilet paper people are similarly perplexing, but their idiocy is at least worth consideration. [Reply]
Originally Posted by eDave:
You got any women in your home?
I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?
Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?
Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit?
Again, you shake when you don't shit and don't bleed. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
So what? Does it really take 10 sheets to wipe piss? This can't be done with 2 sheets?
No one uses a yard as you exaggerated earlier or 10 sheets ( depending how you measure that). I drink 70 0zs of water a day. I go every half hour. I could say more but it's too much intimate information. However, men use less. [Reply]
Originally Posted by FlaChief58:
The shit stains in your drawers must be epic
That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use. [Reply]
I would like to meet the turd spurtter who was first to start this panic buying of TP. Gotta be a family of 12 with most girls.
Personally I think the Gov knew what was coming and had already spiked up the paper and textile industry to start focusing on PPE products because of shortage in reserve. How else could it disappear over a 2 week period? [Reply]
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use.
I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over. [Reply]
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
Sams, near where I live, got in a shipment today so I was able to pick up a 45 roll pack. I'm set for a little while. I've never used this brand before so hopefully, it's good. [Reply]
Originally Posted by chop:
Sams, near where I live, got in a shipment today so I was able to pick up a 45 roll pack. I'm set for a little while. I've never used this brand before so hopefully, it's good.
If its Sam's brand its good I have bought for home before lasts too long as I figured I was good till this happened lol. [Reply]
